Submediocre math professor and failed athlete wannabe. Fan of Navy, Illinois, Chicago Bears, Indianapolis Colts, Texas Longhornshttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mtm5ftrrks2dRiddle: what is this?21 Aug 2026 16:08 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtm5ftrrks2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mta3vok5hc2iThis is painful16 Aug 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mta3vok5hc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mt2dgzmncc2yThis matches what I've seen.14 Aug 2026 14:08 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2dgzmncc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mt2a4befas2v14 Aug 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2a4befas2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mt26fgunnc2614 Aug 2026 12:37 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt26fgunnc26https://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mt25flpgls2wConnections Puzzle #1160 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 A certain Big Ten fan base will not like today's puzzle14 Aug 2026 12:20 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt25flpgls2whttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mmjbjjbna22xI can't quite touch my chest to the bar, but I am getting there.23 May 2026 10:47 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmjbjjbna22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mjfcklzvy22zSo Holey!13 Apr 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfcklzvy22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mjenwiorf224Aging. I walked a 2:54 half marathon this past weekend and am still sore. PB is 1:34 as a runner (1999), 2:17 as a walker (2003). That was a while ago.13 Apr 2026 10:30 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjenwiorf224https://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mj4bt65jjc2h10 Apr 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4bt65jjc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mj46t5awws2kNo [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj46t5awws2khttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mizio4yx422624 hours apart. Peoria Chiefs vs South Bend Cubs08 Apr 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizio4yx4226https://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3miynm2ixnc2208 Apr 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3miynm2ixnc22https://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3miwc7fkrdk2dTrump sounds like Kim Jong Un07 Apr 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwc7fkrdk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mipcl6u2ms2d30 year difference.04 Apr 2026 22:41 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipcl6u2ms2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mipcd6xs7k2hWelp. We lost the first one 12-3 and are losing the second one 9-2 in the 8th04 Apr 2026 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipcd6xs7k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mipc7jdfbk2hWhat idiot goes to a baseball game in 40 F weather when the Illinois Basketball team is playing in the Final Four?04 Apr 2026 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipc7jdfbk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mhktzihpvk2nWhen I was a young man in the early 1980s, I sometimes took my dates to Chuck Norris movies. It was about the muscle, the strong stepping up to protect the weak, etc. The irony of what he became is not lost on me.21 Mar 2026 10:45 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhktzihpvk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mgawiz7yes2bEx Navy submariner here. This escalation of our attacking Iranian ships anywhere worries me. Congress needs to step up: authorize war, authorize use of force, or stop it.04 Mar 2026 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgawiz7yes2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mfpntmqvs22pInstead of watching Trump, I watched my basketball team lose in double overtime. That was less painful, I'll bet.25 Feb 2026 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpntmqvs22phttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mewvoxkccc2sI am dying!16 Feb 2026 01:31 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mewvoxkccc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3meu4dbs5zc2xWarmest #academia meme, ever.14 Feb 2026 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3meu4dbs5zc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mdpuv2tqvc2hMy attempt at a Valentine's Day message flopped.31 Jan 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdpuv2tqvc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mdljcs62i22ghttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/opinion/truump-ice-minnesota-noem-miller.html29 Jan 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdljcs62i22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mdkta33jns2rIf Trump can have a coin (seriously: the US mint is floating the idea) so can our beloved @ass_deans29 Jan 2026 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdkta33jns2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mdiwixzp622vI work out for several reasons. One reason is to indulge my fantasy. One of these photos is AI altered. The other is not and shows the weight that I actually lift.28 Jan 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdiwixzp622vhttps://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mdh4mhdnf222I've been making joke posts about Mrs Goat teaching math, and instructed Chat GPT to "do the math" on the board. It did the best with topology! It botched the second homology (after the second equal sign)28 Jan 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdh4mhdnf222https://bsky.app/profile/profgoat.bsky.social/post/3mdh4aws6r22eMy take on ICE and recent events: Events of the day – Life of an old goat https://share.google/UFMrMeqnG7yFaCoE828 Jan 2026 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:wb7tiqs362daqk4itcppcu6i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdh4aws6r22e