Bungled and botched; lumpenprole; opsimath and eremite. So it goes.https://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3lfj3foshek2gI ain't being funny but this is gold. Shame on you all. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jan 2025 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfj3foshek2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3lbxvsb27fc24Nicely alight in New York on cocktails as strong as they're expensive. It's a horrific place to visit but I would want to live there.28 Nov 2024 01:24 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbxvsb27fc24https://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3lbn5ccn4ns2rHappy Doctor Who day to those who exterminate. #DoctorWho23 Nov 2024 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbn5ccn4ns2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3lbeqrn2gts2pEvery-fucking-thing has to be caked in cranberry sauce now. It's the law.20 Nov 2024 10:33 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbeqrn2gts2phttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3lbb2txhu5k2vJust like my team the first week of fantasy football, none of these bastards will be in Trump's cabinet halfway through the season.18 Nov 2024 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbb2txhu5k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3laumwnc3yc2sIf I'd known the rock heroes I was discovering in the 90s would turn into creepy disappointments I'd have stuck with Kylie and Jason. You knew where you stood with double denim.14 Nov 2024 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3laumwnc3yc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3latd2leqy22fIf this is the kind of content you get on here then I'm all in. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Nov 2024 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3latd2leqy22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3latceaf3ku2sDon't panic, I won't actually post on here every five minutes. Just popping a few bits from the hell-site on here to make my profile look less empty. I'm much more of a once or twice a week, two-ish in the morning, often while drunk & usually about the Young Knives/Beatles/Pink Floyd kinda guy.13 Nov 2024 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3latceaf3ku2shttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3latc45a6je2s[Tell Me You're Hurtling Towards the Grave Without Telling Me You're Hurtling Towards the Grave] I can no longer hear the the dog whistle at the end of A Day in the Life. #thisisnotadrill13 Nov 2024 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3latc45a6je2shttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3latbbh44k42sIs there anything more engrossing in a pub than earwigging the couple-at-the-next-table's increasingly wild argument? Or anything more relieving than not actually being that couple?13 Nov 2024 11:41 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3latbbh44k42shttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3latb5bonim2sAt 0:48 on "I'm Happy Just To Dance With You" George Harrison sings 'everythink' rather than 'everything' and I'm 99% sure that's the reason punk eventually happened. #yearzero13 Nov 2024 11:38 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3latb5bonim2shttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3lataqcjiim2sAfter much self reflection and hours of late night contemplation I have come to the conclusion it's the ham I have quarrel with, not the pineapple.13 Nov 2024 11:31 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lataqcjiim2shttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3latanfder42sMods vs Rockers, proper kicking seven shades out of each other, hating with an unbridled passion, special trips to the seaside all tooled up etc. BUT it's folks blasting out music on the tube/bus vs. folks with headphones. That's the culture war I'd actually be in to.13 Nov 2024 11:29 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3latanfder42shttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3latakuj3ze2sSo far it seems that the main symptoms of my mid-life crisis are homebrewing, owning more than one barbecue and finally getting into Genesis.13 Nov 2024 11:28 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3latakuj3ze2shttps://bsky.app/profile/everyplatewebreak.bsky.social/post/3latacifsvu2sWants for Sam Mendes' Beatles movies: 1) Ends with McCartney dancing around an empty Abbey Road, chopper out; his own personal Saltburn 2) George to be played by tallest Scouse vulture from the Jungle Book 3) The whole thing is referred to as the 'Beatles Cine-Fab-ic Universe' Thanks.13 Nov 2024 11:23 +0000at://did:plc:wbc4qe3dk36urb2xn4m5cckh/app.bsky.feed.post/3latacifsvu2s