A life in typos. She/herhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mzlqp5ocn224Pure shit https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/politics/natural-history-museum-will-not-reopen-until-well-into-2030s-as-pac-chair-concerned-about-runaway-spending/a/164097922.html05 Nov 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzlqp5ocn224https://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mzin5mygl22fWe've had a fun few days with it but I'm ready to turn on Boreen now.04 Nov 2026 15:10 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzin5mygl22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3myxqt4t5522tMy Roman Empire is that Harris’s spokesperson is married to O’Donovans special adviser. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxqt4t5522thttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3myxqo73ugs2tYou just can’t have good nationalism. It will eventually reveal itself to be bad nationalism. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxqo73ugs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mxpg57k7ps2sPlanning my picketing outfit.12 Oct 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpg57k7ps2shttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mxmwxvnzsk2pReady for another week of harming my promotion prospects by talking too loudly about the strike with my office door open.11 Oct 2026 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmwxvnzsk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mxhtum63tk2tIt’s a striking metaphor for Gen Z that MCUs putative Young Avengers are basically about to turn 30 with no sign of getting their movie.09 Oct 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxhtum63tk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mwsfseovo22kAll the primary schools use the exact same portal for their admissions but i have to fill them all in separately. That’s my consumer choice in action.01 Oct 2026 08:09 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwsfseovo22khttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mvn3ggbhuk2tIt’s the stupid economy.16 Sep 2026 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvn3ggbhuk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mujozqolgc2fThere might not be any Somdheim in London this summer but I’ve just cheered myself up by booking for A Little Night Music in Manchester02 Sep 2026 10:10 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujozqolgc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mu5mmkwlg22xThe interaction between Google Family Link and YouTubeKids is so awful that it can only be due to malicious intent28 Aug 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5mmkwlg22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mteer77yq22zAs is I ever unclenched after Lehman18 Aug 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mteer77yq22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mt4dbihrb22hOne time a friend of mine had a bad take on twitter dot com. At first I was like “what a bad take, I will tell him”. But then I noticed that 100 other people were telling him about his bad take so I left it alone.15 Aug 2026 09:10 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4dbihrb22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3msqxnobv322cWe all know that bread is traditionally baked at the crack of dawn but I’m here today to tell you that you don’t have to live this way. I am perfecting the art of night bread.10 Aug 2026 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqxnobv322chttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3msogpdjkfk26Twenty years ago concert merch tables would often include tshirts specifically cut to look nice on women. But we have tragically lost this technology and all band tshirts are now shaped like boxes.09 Aug 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msogpdjkfk26https://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3msfighfui22pYou going to have to do your stupid knee exercises every day for the rest of your life and all you’re going to get is less knee pain.06 Aug 2026 07:11 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msfighfui22phttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mqvqks5jv22cMan, classic Sesame Street holds up so good.18 Jul 2026 07:29 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqvqks5jv22chttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mpqesh5q4k2aChat bots that are are only able to serve up pages should be clearly labels for the benefit of people who already know how to look at a website03 Jul 2026 10:50 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpqesh5q4k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mnooa62udc2fMy boy asked why the clock will be ahead in Spain. Husband did a really excellent explanation of the sun’s position, hands on demo complete with inflatable globe, before looking closer, “oh, but Spain isn’t really east of London”. So I had to bring up the Nazis.07 Jun 2026 07:43 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnooa62udc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mnnizrm4nc2fGetting video ads for nitrous like I’m in a satirical sketch about the future in a 90s alt show.06 Jun 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnnizrm4nc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mnhdosfwvc2tBringing 4 books to read on holidays like I’m not also bringing a 4 year old to keep entertained.04 Jun 2026 09:46 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnhdosfwvc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mn2lobsuws2zSurely it’s not going to rain for CMAT.30 May 2026 08:04 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn2lobsuws2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mmo2bqwhlk2hIs the eu doing anything about all this "brioche" being sold that contains no butter.25 May 2026 08:21 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmo2bqwhlk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/keyboardcouch.bsky.social/post/3mm347qmndk2rI insisted on reading Vineland before watching One Battle After Another, and now, finally, five mins into the movie I think I may have made a mistake.17 May 2026 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:wbriive6cuvpord6eb23oit2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm347qmndk2r