Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis.bsky.social https://spaghettidba.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mtec6mdobk2gMy monitors kept flickering when sitting down to my desk due to static electricity. Got myself one of these, connected to the table, problem solved.18 Aug 2026 13:12 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtec6mdobk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mrzeitvobk2gDaughter 1 listens to 10 seconds of U2 then goes: "mid" and moves on to something different. So proud01 Aug 2026 11:29 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzeitvobk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mrs2hs2d422qIf you think backup is expensive, wait until you see the cost of having no backup29 Jul 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrs2hs2d422qhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mr5xvlblds2rThanks to @brento.bsky.social today I learned what Frutiger Aero means. Basically, all the pictures I took last week from the Dolomites21 Jul 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5xvlblds2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mqrj56asqk2yMe: Hey Copilot, I need to call a stored procedure from power apps. Copilot: Sure, do this and this. Me: Doesn't work Copilot: You can't call a stored procedure from power apps Me: ...16 Jul 2026 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrj56asqk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mqp52xnx6c2g11 years and counting! I'm deeply honored to be part of the program for one more year. #MVPBuzz15 Jul 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqp52xnx6c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mqoiyes77224Only the state post office has the superpower of extending the experience of sending a package to a multi hour ordeal15 Jul 2026 10:25 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqoiyes77224https://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mqo4sxf3sc2oWTF [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jul 2026 06:47 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqo4sxf3sc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mqo3d6si7s2oDaughter 1 is merciless. I was wearing khaki shorts and blue polo shirt and she went "oh, you're wearing the middle aged dad uniform"15 Jul 2026 06:20 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqo3d6si7s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mqk6dow66c2ySecond time in less than a month that I'm told that no, they don't want to source control their database and yes, production is where changes are tested https://static.klipy.com/ii/e293a233a303a98e471f78d04e13a1b0/82/17/eFRVKahy.gif?hh=498&ww=498&mp4=HOio9DRMA7635vUCZ&webm=CcihgAoFZLd39UTX13 Jul 2026 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqk6dow66c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mqgyo45zf22lCortina, home of the Winter Olympics12 Jul 2026 10:44 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqgyo45zf22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mqgxcaid6c2lA bit of fresh air today. The stunning dolomites ❤️12 Jul 2026 10:19 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqgxcaid6c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mqcfzltass2mManaging hundreds of instances? -> Organize instances with groups and subgroups -> Tag servers for better filtering and documentation -> Import and export instance lists with Excel -> Assign instances to the right agents -> Keep multi-team and multi-client environments structured qmonitor.app10 Jul 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcfzltass2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mpqm637hqk2lI see more and more apps created by AI that end up in production because some shadow IT person had personal credits to burn and a connection high enough to get it approved for production. I'll sit by the river, waiting for the bodies. https://static.klipy.com/ii/71b2873e478b9d8d0482ea3ec777ba7f/76/8e/yLsyMBIp.gif?hh=281&ww=498&mp4=0s7FFeGXYztexmtOS5D&webm=GokswBYjoCUeMfhT03 Jul 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpqm637hqk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mplsdvgvs22aSome of the most disruptive SQL Server problems are not obvious at first glance. Blocking. Deadlocks. Errors. Timeouts. #QMonitor helps you bring those events into view. Because troubleshooting gets much easier when the evidence is already there. Take a tour: qmonitor.app #SQLServer01 Jul 2026 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mplsdvgvs22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/spaghettidba.bsky.social/post/3mp76jtxqd22o"Database was restored from Windows to Linux and now it has a DEFUNCT filestream container that can't be removed" https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/9d/64/SHFqhMugw0F9ak1o.gif?hh=281&ww=498&mp4=8NiG3ejoKWbVWkdwFp&webm=JdjM8gDh3kRIj95t26 Jun 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:wdtebvyuohkvp2gnt5pb2gjp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp76jtxqd22o