i am a very nice man with zero war crimes https://linktr.ee/poofbirbhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mzhgjye2y32rcome over and help me draw flowers and birds on my toilet so i can shit-fart extreme flower birds ass04 Nov 2026 03:39 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhgjye2y32rhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mzhb4gpg5i2ca 2-hour movie cost like a billion dollars to make but 2 hours of political man talking into a YouTube camera costs like 1 cheeseburger04 Nov 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhb4gpg5i2chttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mzhaq3dve62sI am in hell. I love hell. hell is so good04 Nov 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhaq3dve62shttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mzetoj2lgd2sthank you Mr McGillicuddy03 Nov 2026 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzetoj2lgd2shttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mzenvzc2dl2nyimby and transit maxxing the 2026 san francisco ballot03 Nov 2026 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzenvzc2dl2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mzej4c4ilr2iwhat if borth korea gets all the bitcoins02 Nov 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzej4c4ilr2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mzby3df4fd2lgirls come over and they're immediately jealous of the cat01 Nov 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzby3df4fd2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mzbq3p7rz22si love jerking off01 Nov 2026 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbq3p7rz22shttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mzaz6nu4my2hI don't look at my phone anymore I'm sick of it. whatever I type I don't even see it01 Nov 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzaz6nu4my2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz7qqbzfr62kreminding everyone on my feeds tomorrow morning that I don't drink alcohol lmao01 Nov 2026 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7qqbzfr62khttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz7e5mkoxi2ieverybody has to fart somewhere31 Oct 2026 22:35 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7e5mkoxi2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz77qlaxiw2cthe reason the bay area sucks is because not everything is in san francisco31 Oct 2026 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz77qlaxiw2chttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz6e4ygblf2kgoing to water court31 Oct 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6e4ygblf2khttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz57liincc2iI like taking the stairs on a walkup but it gets kind of weird when you got a jacket and it's too hot in there and you've got a bicycle in your asshole31 Oct 2026 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz57liincc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz56si3xd72nthe story in cyberpunk 2077 is cool but the combat is schtupid31 Oct 2026 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz56si3xd72nhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz4z476tua2ngetting sucked by a dick31 Oct 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4z476tua2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz2p4kvi442ksteven fartman30 Oct 2026 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2p4kvi442khttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz2lt6xyje2nthere is no way to impress an asshole30 Oct 2026 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2lt6xyje2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz2jlf4y3k2f30 Oct 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2jlf4y3k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mz2iashgih2ihave you ever shit your pants on acid30 Oct 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2iashgih2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3myya2gtyg22kburping in an uber and the guy rolls the windows down29 Oct 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myya2gtyg22khttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3myy4nil4ud2cdied from closure exposure29 Oct 2026 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myy4nil4ud2chttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3myxw7sg7ib2oI should go outside but I can't because it makes me bored and depressed because it's boring and im depressed28 Oct 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxw7sg7ib2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3myvpw7uiyj2nwhen girls get together and there's no men around, they burp and fart and scratch their balls. i think28 Oct 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myvpw7uiyj2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3myvkirkgh62aI should have been part of the gooner generation. I would have been really good at it28 Oct 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myvkirkgh62ahttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3myvk4h5pqr2gi trust you more than i would trust a complete psychopath if that makes you feel any better28 Oct 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myvk4h5pqr2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3myt52ifrxu2cno thanks im woke actually27 Oct 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myt52ifrxu2chttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mysxc7xyzg2aI only watch YouTube when I eat a whole pizza27 Oct 2026 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mysxc7xyzg2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3myssin367l2kim not going to do anything gay26 Oct 2026 22:47 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myssin367l2khttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3myqbhndgdv2lhow the fuck do you get laundry quarters25 Oct 2026 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myqbhndgdv2l