i am a very nice man with zero war crimes https://linktr.ee/poofbirbhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mu7j2b6m5g2ycafe bustello more like cafe shit in my ass29 Aug 2026 08:56 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7j2b6m5g2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mu7h6dm4jm2yfollow up any normal question with an explosion of extreme dillholes garbage29 Aug 2026 08:23 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7h6dm4jm2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mu7cj3lmuw2ri usually wait until the dirty pile is 100% of my clothes. and then the clean pile becomes 100% of my clothes29 Aug 2026 07:00 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7cj3lmuw2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mu5kidxx7h2kI'm allowed to do it because I'm depressed as balls28 Aug 2026 14:17 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5kidxx7h2khttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mu5f7mqzxe2lI'm taking a shit in this pool28 Aug 2026 12:43 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5f7mqzxe2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mu5a4web6z27huge hole. water wizards. floating garbage crap28 Aug 2026 11:12 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5a4web6z27https://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mu4ckfxyjh2tbeetlejuice would never survive in real life with today's political landscapes28 Aug 2026 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4ckfxyjh2thttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtzzpstwca2zlets all take a shit on the same toilet27 Aug 2026 04:39 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzzpstwca2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtxhrnngus2mcookin up a borp rn [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxhrnngus2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtxfsg7j7t2eusing linux as a desktop is great until firefox-electron-bin uses 30gb of memory26 Aug 2026 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxfsg7j7t2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtxbljspy327this is what i look like when i borp in your house26 Aug 2026 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxbljspy327https://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtxbisoq5t27no i can't26 Aug 2026 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxbisoq5t27https://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtuxflyexr2lstop yelling at me25 Aug 2026 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuxflyexr2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtuwsdgkwy2qthis is what I look like when I have to go outside25 Aug 2026 04:03 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuwsdgkwy2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtusilhfns2zyea its cool go ahead i love wasting a cops time25 Aug 2026 02:46 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtusilhfns2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtupgqwxki2ais it time to fart, brother?25 Aug 2026 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtupgqwxki2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtufxg7ctr2lits dance music, which means it behaves like ambient music except its pointy and annoying. that's why it sucks24 Aug 2026 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtufxg7ctr2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtu44woutc2xi love duck tape24 Aug 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu44woutc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtu3vbjdvt2tI don't feel responsible for anything my people do because I probably told them not to do it24 Aug 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu3vbjdvt2thttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtr5lnjklm2lif I were dead, do you think anyone would crap in my mouth?23 Aug 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtr5lnjklm2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtp52qvjr52zdingus wizard22 Aug 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtp52qvjr52zhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtotusubuk27southeast asia is extremely based, actually [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Aug 2026 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtotusubuk27https://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtopd257us2rMy backpack smells like cheeseburgers22 Aug 2026 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtopd257us2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtn5pjs5hu2lwhat should i do if my pants smell like nutsacks22 Aug 2026 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtn5pjs5hu2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtm5pijx6i2qbro you're scaring away the dickheads21 Aug 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtm5pijx6i2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtkm5ndluv27time to get pissed off and shit my pants21 Aug 2026 01:26 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkm5ndluv27https://bsky.app/profile/poofbirb.bsky.social/post/3mtk6rmrhje26they replaced the search bar in this app with an ai that can't do basic text matching. you can't search your emails now20 Aug 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:wehsn32eec7onriy2ax32tp5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk6rmrhje26