South Jersey advocate. Ask me about my dog.https://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3m5xc6326gs2iWhen my husband rudely asks if I’m going to shower after I go to the gym https://media.tenor.com/QUNo-yLaZ0YAAAAC/schitts-creek-alexis-rose.gif?hh=498&ww=49819 Nov 2025 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5xc6326gs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3m3zyyhqqnk2kThis girl I sort of know keeps calling me Martha Stewart disparagingly and I’m like if you know anything about me … that’s hilarious and says way more about your level of decorum than mine 🤓25 Oct 2025 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3zyyhqqnk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3m3zywrw3nk2kMy mild take is weddings do not benefit from the strobe light foam things25 Oct 2025 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3zywrw3nk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3m3e4ud54kk2dI do not think that being afraid no one will visit me when I’m old is a good reason to have kids but it does make me anxious and a bit sad17 Oct 2025 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3e4ud54kk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3m34fe6qf3c24You think you’re strong? I parallel parked in a busy area with my father in law in the backseat.13 Oct 2025 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m34fe6qf3c24https://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3m2pxavrwdc2hI think nerds gummy clusters could be more sour09 Oct 2025 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2pxavrwdc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3m2kwenvutk2nA thing I don’t know ??? Is builder grade good or bad ???07 Oct 2025 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2kwenvutk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3m2ayitcjkc2lReading the common sense media reviews of practical magic done pissed me off03 Oct 2025 02:11 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2ayitcjkc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lzyawgv3hc2oSo… this is horrifying [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2025 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzyawgv3hc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lzvhftbdsk26If you don’t understand sarcasm maybe don’t engage with the most tongue in cheek platform on earth ?28 Sep 2025 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzvhftbdsk26https://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lzsupt3s5c22I love people who use hashtags #randomly and also #unnecessarily27 Sep 2025 11:26 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzsupt3s5c22https://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lzs4qyicyc2mMt Joy was so good live! And we had really great seats!!27 Sep 2025 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzs4qyicyc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lykqhgalgc24We all live in our own internet constructed reality. Because my very much online 40 yo sister had not heard about the shooting nor knew who the victim was meanwhile I got five texts in a few minutes being like yooo Charlie Kirk ???11 Sep 2025 12:23 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lykqhgalgc24https://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lxnx6npolk2fI cannot stop thinking about this [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2025 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxnx6npolk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lxcgtu23522mMore like okay lizard amirite [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2025 11:44 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxcgtu23522mhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lwaqcfxlps2nVirginia is highkey so good13 Aug 2025 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwaqcfxlps2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lvyoqhuhjc2oYou know what I love? Reading the transcript of a voice note You think I’m gonna listen to your six minute podcast ? NO. But I will read it09 Aug 2025 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvyoqhuhjc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lvyjf6fwq22hWhat if we start calling people who use AI constantly clankers09 Aug 2025 19:38 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvyjf6fwq22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lvyiyth3ek2hI’m putting so much into getting my house ready to sell and it’s so depressing knowing I’m gonna have zero energy to turn around and give that love attention and energy to my new house for like at least a year09 Aug 2025 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvyiyth3ek2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lvr66ep7sk2dUpdate: I have COVID [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Aug 2025 21:29 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvr66ep7sk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lvnu4jv5lc2eUpdate: I am sick [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2025 13:51 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvnu4jv5lc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lvlznvzdps2oHelp I cannot stop sneezing04 Aug 2025 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvlznvzdps2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lvhxkbegpk2kOh you’re crashing out? I paid $400 to change my flight to an earlier flight only to have that flight get cancelled and then had to pay $1000 to get on the original flight I was on.03 Aug 2025 05:36 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvhxkbegpk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lvhx3eqry22kOn a united airlines flight that pushed back from the gate after the crew was in illegal time (okay fine whatever) then decided to head back to the gate after a 6 hour delay (definitely not cool)03 Aug 2025 05:28 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvhx3eqry22khttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lv3z5tlics2aEating yogurt in a contained space should be illegal29 Jul 2025 11:33 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv3z5tlics2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/hyperboleceleste.bsky.social/post/3lv3xxef4bc2aFlying United and forgot they don’t have diet Dr Pepper and now remember why I have sworn allegiance to AA 😭😭29 Jul 2025 11:12 +0000at://did:plc:wey3rfgdevgrygz3txz7thfo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv3xxef4bc2a