Man City fan since 1985. Manchester music fan since 1989. Dad of 2 young boys since 2020.https://bsky.app/profile/breakingdad.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/breakingdad.bsky.social/post/3lazgx7uilu2o A guy sees an ad in a pet-shop window: "Talking Centipede £100." The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a beer. The centipede doesn't answer, so the guy closes the lid, convinced he's been swindled.....15 Nov 2024 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:wgn35zsdftdqnykyiboce7p7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazgx7uilu2o