Big ol Q Author of: Red Darkling Bonkpocalypse Vacation on Planet Glor The Bone Clock www.laguettler.com FUCK LINKTR.EEhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrwxwvf6722qLast night I dreamed there was a flood and while I was trying to salvage some bacon a hippo came out of a pipe in my basement.31 Jul 2026 12:39 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrwxwvf6722qhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrv7ejfjqs2xWriting prompt [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv7ejfjqs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mruq4twaxk2wSome days it's a fuckin delight to be a library worker. A patron left a series of post-its in a book returned in our drop box. It isn't our item so I left the notes in the book for its home library to see. (ps we don't do late fines anymore so she's golden)30 Jul 2026 15:14 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruq4twaxk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrumhz7ng22wJoyCO in the "news" again (this time for throwing down about Emily Wilson's critique of The Odyssey) and every time it reminds me of @pairofclaws.bsky.social30 Jul 2026 14:08 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrumhz7ng22whttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrszp5qi6k22Canon [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrszp5qi6k22https://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrryxoyylk2p"Believe women" includes when they say their relationship was bad for a long time, without her reciting a litany of abuse and red flags she didn't catch or was too embarrassed to admit.29 Jul 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrryxoyylk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mro5b6o6xc2pNobody wants to hear your Odyssey jokes28 Jul 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mro5b6o6xc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrnibff7522dEcclesiastes 1:927 Jul 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnibff7522dhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrn3vrhmgs2dMe: schedules first available appt for Aug 31 [One hour later] Office: hey there's an earlier appt TONIGHT if you want it27 Jul 2026 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn3vrhmgs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrickffjrk2jPlease assume I've said something insightful in a humorous fashion25 Jul 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrickffjrk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrhvrljlv22jYou know what has a map? The Bone Clock. Also prologue, footnotes, family tree, appendices, etc. No story, though. la-guettler.itch.io/the-bone-clock [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhvrljlv22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrhvlyzzes2jJANICE! SYLVER! [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 12:47 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhvlyzzes2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrfctfvgrk2gReading about Great Lakes submarines reminded me of Operation Deep Tunnel, where Chicago mayor Casmir Pulaski (1965-72) deployed remote- controlled submersibles in the Des Plaines River to find Jimmy Hoffa's body. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 12:06 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfctfvgrk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrdlx7fxpc2jPatron: why are you wearing a mask? Me: I don't want to get sick Patron: Well I'm a nurse and that won't-- Me: [hums a merry tune in my brain] Patron: --own research. Me: Okay thanks!23 Jul 2026 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdlx7fxpc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrctb64yhc2fGod I love being alive [despairing] [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrctb64yhc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mrbe3pnyw22zAnything can be a threat if you put ellipses after it22 Jul 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbe3pnyw22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mraavoieb22mFirst and most importantly, lmao. But also why cover it up. Protect its modesty or dignity? Or do they think no one will remember what happened if they can't see it anymore? [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mraavoieb22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mr7esgyewk2uMen. Feh.22 Jul 2026 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7esgyewk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mr73e6eibs2oSlicin' up eyeballs, ah ha ha ha [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr73e6eibs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mr6vsgrkjs2iAlways get weirder [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jul 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6vsgrkjs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mr5qi35cac2mI present Bison, whose full name is Professor Bisoni of the Bisonian Institute [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jul 2026 11:49 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5qi35cac2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mr4h3tlvls2mI can't possibly be the first person to make this joke.20 Jul 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4h3tlvls2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mr3jkhx63s2pJimothy is the Chicago Rat Hole of 202620 Jul 2026 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3jkhx63s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/laguettler.bsky.social/post/3mr3cst2mgc2pNature is healing. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2026 12:39 +0000at://did:plc:wjmt5oe6uj4ely6lrl6ccf53/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3cst2mgc2p