Seattle & Sonoma County 🏳️‍🌈🍷 one half of @HappyHoleToys.bsky.social with my 👬 | sports | 18+ occasionally NSFW and more than just a chance of “silicone sculptures”https://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mwp3cceg4s2yThat sold so fast! Thanks for entertaining my test, love to see it was a success :D I guess I'll need to see what other single-color flop toys I have that might be good for these Look for future flash sales like this on happyholetoys.bsky.social! [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Sep 2026 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwp3cceg4s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mwoypr7rvk24I'm trying something new and I thought I'd test it out with my bloomfs to see how it goes! I’ve got this 6 inch Pride Plug (made by yours truly) with a couple tiny cosmetic divots on the base. Usually $30, but this one's just $20! 💜 And right in time for Locktober ;) Details + link ⬇️29 Sep 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwoypr7rvk24https://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mgngnuxkfk2oHi phone friends #mcm09 Mar 2026 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgngnuxkfk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mvtxqureyc22Yayyy New Phone Friday19 Sep 2026 05:38 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtxqureyc22https://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3muv7kjrzak2lHelp I jacked up my neck while sleeping a few nights ago and it’s not getting better and I genuinely don’t know what to do, it even hurts to swallow 😭07 Sep 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3muv7kjrzak2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3m6bc767dn224Back in this bathroom on #scs23 Nov 2025 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6bc767dn224https://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mudbjskeds27Sunday is for cataloging the new physique pictorials additions to your vintage smut collection 😋30 Aug 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudbjskeds27https://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3lq4lltc6hk22#mcm27 May 2025 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq4lltc6hk22https://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mtrug34jic2dSunday chores nude inspired by @qc0x.bsky.social23 Aug 2026 22:43 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrug34jic2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mpbxyvcbtc2kHi gay! Any Seattle Pride weekend activity suggestions for a bitch and his partner? 🙃27 Jun 2026 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbxyvcbtc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mnqdgmcqws24Are you an oomf? Did you go to White Center Pride yesterday? Did you happen to take a pic of our @happyholetoys.bsky.social stall? Please share!! Our day was so busy I barely got any pics and nothing for social media. I’m so bummed! Hoping someone out there snapped a pic and sees this :)07 Jun 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnqdgmcqws24https://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mnlf3qnt3c25Been super busy getting ready for tomorrow’s Pride event so I owe a fresh cut pic but guyssssss I think you’re gonna like it :)) [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jun 2026 00:21 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnlf3qnt3c25https://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mnksuiljcs2rLove those friends you get a random snap from and you don’t know if it’s gonna be a cute selfie, a dog/cat pic, or showing off full cock and hole 🥰05 Jun 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnksuiljcs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mniqggwkgc2lHelp! Hair appt tonight, was supposed to get it chopped short for Pride. Having second thoughts and everyone I’ve asked likes it long 😩 Do I go short and gay or keep the length?? (Ignore the scruffy! Barber asks me to grow it out so they can trim all nice 😅)04 Jun 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mniqggwkgc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mmi5fpcem22y'Bout time to call it a week23 May 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmi5fpcem22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mlekwwu36223Can’t wait to finish work, get home, take off my pants, make a fun lil beverage, and stroke my penis ‘til it’s time for bed 🥰08 May 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlekwwu36223https://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mipfx7flj22d Beach houseeee! 🏖️04 Apr 2026 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipfx7flj22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mipfx7flj22d Beach houseeee! 🏖️04 Apr 2026 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipfx7flj22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mi7qtwti5c2fBring back summer now! 😡 [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7qtwti5c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mhj4v7dq722yHave any moots/oomfs been to TRC and have any advice for first timers? 🫣 Things like: when do reservations open, are they hard to get, when are good times to go, things to bring, and yeah anything else that would be good to know so we can finally do some naked camping? 🏕️🙂20 Mar 2026 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhj4v7dq722yhttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3mgngnuxkfk2oHi phone friends #mcm09 Mar 2026 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgngnuxkfk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/emmettk.bsky.social/post/3lf4pqffh3s2jTechnically it counts as #monochromemonday if its all red, right? [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jan 2025 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:wp4pszcbuk22hcjdwzlt2hls/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf4pqffh3s2j