https://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3mmhhls5xs22uI have written about something that is deeply important to me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 May 2026 17:30 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmhhls5xs22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3mdxodufnjk22In @mcsweeneys.net today riffing on one of the bests by one of the bests https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/stephen-kings-the-shining-if-the-hotel-had-possessed-wendy-instead-of-jack03 Feb 2026 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdxodufnjk22https://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m4ghfxen6223People assume I'm a writer because I have something important to say but really I just love buying new office supplies.30 Oct 2025 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4ghfxen6223https://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m4ddu6u6kc2dThis morning at 6:58am my son bottle flipped an entire jug of orange juice and it was somewhere around mid flip that he realized the cap was not on.29 Oct 2025 11:30 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4ddu6u6kc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m4c4acimvc2nWe had a different version of October Kiké but both versions are correct. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2025 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4c4acimvc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m4bhavbzdc25Texted my husband with my scheme for getting all three of our kids out of school, to the dentist, fed, and off to three different sports by 5:00pm and he responded "Ocean's Five," and honestly yes.28 Oct 2025 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4bhavbzdc25https://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m47tdvpofc2iKids are in disbelief at rumors that one of the schools in town banned ALL memes. They can't say 6-7, 41, OR 21. Cruel and unusual, absolutely egregious.28 Oct 2025 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m47tdvpofc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m47fminp2c22Found a screenshot of me making a great point, yes the group chat is called Cunty Little Babies but just move past that27 Oct 2025 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m47fminp2c22https://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m46sicvoqs2qI have made an instructional video for the people wondering how it's possible for a short wife/tall husband couple to do this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Oct 2025 16:08 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m46sicvoqs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m43zty5o4c2sIf you're a person I know in real life, it will take about 7 years for me to let my guard down and become friends with you. If you're a person who gets on the elevator with me, we will form an unbreakable bond by the time we reach the 6th floor.26 Oct 2025 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m43zty5o4c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3zwg4fznc2wMy son wants to know why nobody has invented 3D glasses for real life yet? It would be really cool if the whole world was in 3D, he says. Nobody steal this idea!25 Oct 2025 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3zwg4fznc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3xlfzoau22tReasons the woman sitting next to me in the coffee shop hates her son's girlfriend: - "has celiac" - wore a glittery dress to homecoming and got glitter in the car - "looks sexual"24 Oct 2025 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3xlfzoau22thttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3vu3emykk2tWe're going to the basketball courts this weekend to determine if my claim that I can sink a half court shot with 5% accuracy is correct. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Oct 2025 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vu3emykk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3vidbjals2oGoogle: "You have to buy more storage. Your storage is full because of the 200,000 photos you have saved. So you have to buy more." Me: Deletes 199,900 photos. Google: "What. No. That didn't- that didn't help. It's still full."23 Oct 2025 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vidbjals2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3sbzd6mxk2sLast night Matt tried to kiss me, and I pick-and-rolled past him and ran for a pretend layup. Could tell by the look on his face that he's starting to worry I might be right about this, or maybe is thinking about divorcing me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Oct 2025 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3sbzd6mxk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3s5h5otzs2sI wrote a Where Are They Now? about my wedding gifts, ten years after the wedding for @mcsweeneys.net. ZOODLES?? https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our-wedding-gifts-ten-years-later22 Oct 2025 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3s5h5otzs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3oeazuq4k2fI love a Game 7 and that was such a GOOD Game 721 Oct 2025 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3oeazuq4k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3o6h4ragc2nI actually think Kristen Bell outsang Idina Menzel in Frozen. This is, of course, off the record.21 Oct 2025 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3o6h4ragc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3n2ppmwyc2iCurrently fighting with all my friends and family and colleagues [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Oct 2025 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3n2ppmwyc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kristenmulrooney.bsky.social/post/3m3lnq23pxc2sWent off about how baseball is the hardest sport because I could try the rest of my life to hit a fastball from an MLB pitcher and never do it, but I could definitely score on Lebron one on one, and apparently the man who married me doesn't think I could score on Lebron so now we're fighting.20 Oct 2025 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:wpfud6gpjnhmnzfmbl2ojnil/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3lnq23pxc2s