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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Social Media’s Dan Clyne</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social</link><title>@danclyne.bsky.social - Dan Clyne</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3muux3rak4s2o</link><description>Ah, got it. Thanks for clearing that up Paul.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 21:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3muux3rak4s2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3muuhk6ills2t</link><description>I don’t care about any changes they make to this site. “We lit some candles in the sewer!” Great. Don’t care.</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 16:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuhk6ills2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mut4lftzrk2j</link><description>It’s good to see Western Michigan finally get put in their place</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 04:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut4lftzrk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mushskp4ws2i</link><description>Thinking about when one of the biggest pop stars in the world was Alan Thicke’s son who went by “Thicke”</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 21:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mushskp4ws2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mus5afx6nk2k</link><description>I know I hate on LeBron a lot but even I can&#39;t criticize his collaboration with Polymarket. Just an immensely cool and noble endeavor</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 18:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus5afx6nk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3muqfrhe6v222</link><description>Is there a Robin Williams of the hot sauce/barbecue sauce world?</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 02:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqfrhe6v222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mup4gw6bdc2t</link><description>The Kings have ruled Ben Simmons out for the 2026-27 season&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 13:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mup4gw6bdc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3muo23beej22z</link><description>Look at a maggot wiggle in the sun. It was good to see Ramona fry finally but this bitch is as complicit as complicit gets. These freaks have covered up LeBron’s PED stories for years. Google Chael Sannon/Lebron. Google Jeff Teague/Lebron.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 03:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3muo23beej22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3munwvot2sc2u</link><description>If Pable Torre ever wants to move off shitheel owners he can look into why LeBron James takes a 2 week break in March before the playoffs every year for the past 6 years. I’m sure it’s nothing but poke around!</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 02:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3munwvot2sc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mun6glwads2i</link><description>Steve Ballmer needs to show some backbone and try this stunt all over again with Joel Embiid</description><pubDate>03 Sep 2026 19:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun6glwads2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mulb3qgtcs2k</link><description>I still feel the Clipper punishment falls just short of being fair and needs one more tweak. Something like, I don’t know, fully absorbing the contract of Patrick Williams</description><pubDate>03 Sep 2026 01:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulb3qgtcs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mukzxjdals2q</link><description>The only way to punish Ballmer is by removing toilets from the Intuit Dome&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 22:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukzxjdals2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3muiyfp6px22o</link><description>r/cryptids has solved the Canadian island mystery</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 03:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3muiyfp6px22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3muisfgr7uk2s</link><description>I’m only half joking when I say get ready for the “Kamalapoulos” ticket in 2028&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 01:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3muisfgr7uk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mugbzhacfc2r</link><pubDate>01 Sep 2026 01:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugbzhacfc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mufdcx3uak2m</link><description>The “listening to the first few years of Chapo” experience&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>31 Aug 2026 16:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufdcx3uak2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3muct2lu2ws2d</link><description>I’m dying from food poisoning. 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Great experience! I don’t bank there but I wish I did! Christina was the teller on duty. She’s really cool. Stayed to watch her help a couple clients and she knocked it out of the park. Really knows her stuff!</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2026 22:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3v3ws2nc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mu3ijq52v22a</link><description>Very normal way to cover sports</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2026 18:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wqd6thuftjwpzgosbl3tkp2e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3ijq52v22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danclyne.bsky.social/post/3mu33g3obrc2l</link><description>I am directing a Dolly Parton biopic for DailyWire+ starring Sydney Sweeney. It will celebrate her iconic career and highlight her blue-collar, center-right politics. We&#39;re also using a ton of AI. 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