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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Just a lil guy x</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauldock93.bsky.social</link><title>@pauldock93.bsky.social - Paul Dock</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauldock93.bsky.social/post/3m2cakqkbis2h</link><description>Sorry for getting drunk last night &amp; calling your girlfriend a rotten egg x</description><pubDate>03 Oct 2025 14:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wukbmva4ghyn6wuj5tovidfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2cakqkbis2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauldock93.bsky.social/post/3ll56a5k6xc2o</link><description>Running on their wee wheel must be so good for a hamster’s mental health x</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2025 16:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wukbmva4ghyn6wuj5tovidfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll56a5k6xc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauldock93.bsky.social/post/3lchvsj63vs2l</link><description>If you eat all the chocolate in your advent calendar in one go or open presents before Christmas Day then you are a lesser being&#xA;No restraint or fortitude, zero respect for the festive period&#xA;Greedy &amp; 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Jake Paul as their daughter’s wee bastard boyfriend&#xA;They’ll be rolling about in the garden by midnight x</description><pubDate>14 Nov 2024 21:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wukbmva4ghyn6wuj5tovidfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lawrsrpzu22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/pauldock93.bsky.social/post/3lawm6gt4lc26</link><description>You don’t hear anyone saying scuddies anymore, it’s a vile wee word that flicks off the tongue &amp; I love it, bring back scuddies x</description><pubDate>14 Nov 2024 19:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wukbmva4ghyn6wuj5tovidfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lawm6gt4lc26</guid></item></channel></rss>