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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Use the 4th, plead the 5th, and if they ignore your 4th use your 2nd.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/neon-gumbo.bsky.social</link><title>@neon-gumbo.bsky.social - Neon Gumbo</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/neon-gumbo.bsky.social/post/3mra7ma2jns2q</link><description>Trickle down economics has never worked in this country, but I challenge you to show me a time in which something benefited the “bottom” and didn’t better the lives of those “above” them.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 11:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wvb4uzf2cpgcd3xpohtsfihx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mra7ma2jns2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/neon-gumbo.bsky.social/post/3mra7hvzzjs2q</link><description>Good point, I’ll raise you this retort….Messi can eat it. Him and the entirety of Argentina.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 11:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:wvb4uzf2cpgcd3xpohtsfihx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mra7hvzzjs2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/neon-gumbo.bsky.social/post/3mra6m3aqlk2q</link><description>Grew up a HUGE Rage Against the Machine fan. Surrounded by yt people and we would chant the lyrics like hymns at the top of our lungs. They all grew up to be heavily Conservative. Those lyrics were just words to them. 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