I watch the Astros and I know things. Y’all means allhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mybh64f6gs2wEvery football player Troy Aikman has ever seen is the best football player Troy Aikman has ever seen20 Oct 2026 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mybh64f6gs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3myb7gcv6t22hI am calling for Florence Pugh to change her name to Florence Faniknow19 Oct 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myb7gcv6t22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3myb6aae6hc2h“for just the third time in his career” [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Oct 2026 22:29 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myb6aae6hc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3myayzlavrk2oI dunno man. Activating Tank for a home game against the Giants the week before a bye after that injury is a head-scratcher19 Oct 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myayzlavrk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3myanykrpwk2oPoliticians already don’t care enough to learn anything so let’s give them a misinformation hand grenade [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Oct 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myanykrpwk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3my75iupie22iThe Packers unis are good because they’re iconic. If they tried to roll those out today we’d be calling them all sorts of eye abuse19 Oct 2026 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3my75iupie22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3my72jgtggk2iI’d vote for Satan himself to make the Miriam mother of 5 political ad to stop19 Oct 2026 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3my72jgtggk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3my6x42723k22Oh no Matty Gold. Horns have had a rough couple weeks19 Oct 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6x42723k22https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3my6vvqqjtc22I guess Car Fox is a profitable company so I’d like to launch Car Fux. You send me money and pics of a car you’re thinking of buying and I’ll tell you whether that Car Fux or not19 Oct 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6vvqqjtc22https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3my6tugz6zc22Go Pack Go19 Oct 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6tugz6zc22https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3my6psn3zkc2lI actually hope AI wipes us out18 Oct 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6psn3zkc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3my6kuxkrpk2eMatt Stafford’s couch is uglier than hell. Looks like they skinned Gritty18 Oct 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6kuxkrpk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3my6j2vusa22eI see Kokomo Fairbairn did another Beach Boys thing18 Oct 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6j2vusa22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3my4ljb7thc2eOne thing they don’t tell you about getting older is that sometimes you wake up and your entire body says “Sorry for the inconvenience but we won’t be working today, if this is an emergency please hang up and call 911”18 Oct 2026 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3my4ljb7thc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxzw7fg7mc2cThe Cali bar is a beast but if you’re seeking a high-ranking job in government, you should be able to pass it. Or just take it in Mississippi [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Oct 2026 01:17 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzw7fg7mc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxs6xqll5c2pWatching Last Week Tonight is the modern day equivalent of eating your vegetables. Do you feel good about it afterwards? No. But it’s important that you consumed it13 Oct 2026 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxs6xqll5c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxrtbqqxl22aThere’s not a more American story than a group of people desperately searching for a woman that doesn’t want to be found [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Oct 2026 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrtbqqxl22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxrncl6uu22aBut I just spent $3,800 on a diesel pump resembling Trump being pantsed by Netanyahu while Elon gives me a reach-around costume [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Oct 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrncl6uu22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxpz6enn4s2hHow many times a day that technology that you’re paying for has failed you? I’m easily over a dozen times a day13 Oct 2026 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpz6enn4s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxpvrio5jc2hSturgill Simpson is what Chris Stapleton fans think Jamey Johnson is13 Oct 2026 01:42 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpvrio5jc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxpuph5rec2hA little girl shackled and loaded on a plane to take her far away from her family for the crime of being a little girl without the the proper paperwork. These people are fucking evil and you can’t negotiate with them [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Oct 2026 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpuph5rec2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxpraum2ts2tIt’s pretty embarrassing when you forgot you ordered a delivery hours ago and there’s a knock at the door when you have Adele blaring and you’re scream singing/dancing your ass off in the kitchen in just your underwear13 Oct 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpraum2ts2thttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxplgsaiak27I want to fight Shane Gillis. Wait, I apologize, I didn’t mean that. What I meant to say is I wanna beat the living shit out of Shane Gillis12 Oct 2026 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxplgsaiak27https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxnjgh5uxk2iI’m honestly mesmerized by John Smoltz. No one has ever been so aggressively bad at their job but was convinced they are good at it12 Oct 2026 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxnjgh5uxk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxngavyuak2iEvery MLB postseason is some guys that pretend they know about baseball and then actual baseball players shoving their nose in that shit12 Oct 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxngavyuak2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxnc3gj6f223Every family has *that* movie. You’ve watched it a thousand times together and know every word. Ours is Legends of the Fall. And we’re still fighting over it decades later12 Oct 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxnc3gj6f223https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxn2a2mwtk2hOh buddy you are on the wrong fucking app for this nonsense [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Oct 2026 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxn2a2mwtk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxmrvz2lgc2wRobert Saleh has mastered looking tough while being a shitty head coach. It works in the NFL because a lot of owners are dumb. Hell they put Ditka in the HOF and he had to take a shoe and sock off to count past ten11 Oct 2026 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmrvz2lgc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mxmobvzusk2wBeen a minute since I’ve had to pay attention to the D- CBS broadcast crew and holy shit how does Adam Archuleta still have a job? He can’t walk and chew gum at the same time11 Oct 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmobvzusk2w