I watch the Astros and I know things. Y’all means allhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqzkflmab22zIf they could find a way to distill this WC final into pharmaceutical drugs we could do away with Ambien tomorrow19 Jul 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzkflmab22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqzheqpsk22zThe euros are so fucking weird, man. Now here’s Tom Cruise giving a speech so I guess it isn’t a geographic phenomenon. Soccer’s just fucking weird, man19 Jul 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzheqpsk22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqxgzwxfqc26So can I eat a romaine lettuce salad kit since it’s not iceberg? It’s made by the same company that’s being very cagey about a recall18 Jul 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxgzwxfqc26https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqxg4azzw226They make catchers position themselves in the dirt so they don’t get distracted and start eating grass18 Jul 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxg4azzw226https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqxfelocx226Bases loaded, no outs. Keystone Cops ass ballclub18 Jul 2026 23:14 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxfelocx226https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqxcwqg7y226Get Lance up in the pen. Might need multiple innings18 Jul 2026 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxcwqg7y226https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqx6y7wvfk2w [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqx6y7wvfk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqpgymdn2k2eWon’t find me on these streets badmouthing Lance today. I’ve been more than exasperated by him and his injuries and his contract, but he was a capital C contributor to our ships and is a Houston sports legend because of it. Tip your cap15 Jul 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpgymdn2k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqnlwkmuls2cI went into the newest Ryan Gosling in space movie fully prepared to hate it. Nothing about it appealed to me. But I watched and goddammit it’s a good movie. They made me care about a rock, the bastards15 Jul 2026 01:45 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqnlwkmuls2chttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqniegf53k2qGreat job, Yordan. Now hit the showers and we’ll see you Friday15 Jul 2026 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqniegf53k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqnhio5t6s2qThey should name Verlander full time ASG member. Even after he retires. Invite him every year to hang out and be Justin Verlander15 Jul 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqnhio5t6s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqng23h7s22qNeed to get married so me and my wife can recreate this picture on our Christmas card [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2026 23:59 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqng23h7s22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqncqtajvc2q [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqncqtajvc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqk4ezbe2225Man, tough day for us kids of a certain age that grew up wanting to be Indiana Jones or Dr. Alan Grant. They taught a generation that you can both be smart and adventurous [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqk4ezbe2225https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqjyrk4bbc25Keep jacking up beef prices. Us rednecks will always find a way to have steak for breakfast13 Jul 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjyrk4bbc25https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqinew3nuk2tWhen you get stoned and let your dog help with the HEB order13 Jul 2026 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqinew3nuk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqilt7uqz22uWhen a dragon or a direwolf dies in a Game of Thrones show it always hits me harder than any human death13 Jul 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqilt7uqz22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqigngdkvc2e“Verify your age” I bought tickets to Berkman’s first game back at MMP just to boo him loudly for joining the Cardinals [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqigngdkvc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqifcq5p7k2eThe new Avatar is 3 hrs and 20 mins. Lol no, Jim Cameron13 Jul 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqifcq5p7k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqibnddcwk25This new fad of celebrity men wearing high-waisted, flared out, neutral colored pants with no belt whilst donning an oversized, whispy blouse needs to end. You look like a fucking clown. Yes you, Pedro Pascal and Walton Goggins12 Jul 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqibnddcwk25https://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqi4mqhkqc2aPupdate on this good boy [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jul 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqi4mqhkqc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqhzhh6bok2aThe Astros are more often injured than the Texans. The Astros play baseball. The Texans play professional tackle football12 Jul 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhzhh6bok2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqhyvvr2xk2aCrossing a name off my list like Arya Stark12 Jul 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhyvvr2xk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqfpadvk4k2rEven soccer isn’t immune from the scourge of replays and challenges. You can’t celebrate huge moments in sports anymore because you have to wait for 20 different camera angles to confirm or nullify it11 Jul 2026 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfpadvk4k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqfmjpd3xc2rHaaland looks like a missing link species that was in the middle of evolving but then said fuck it and gave up11 Jul 2026 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfmjpd3xc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqfe3qmqmc2rI don’t do uppers. Never liked them. I hate cocaine. That being said, I did solve world peace one night while zooted to the gills on that yay. Forgot to write it down [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfe3qmqmc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqfc5qn53s2rMLB trying to make the draft appointment viewing like the NFL. Only problem is college football has millions of eyes glued to it and college baseball is lucky if you accidentally tuned in right before a weekend afternoon nap11 Jul 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfc5qn53s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/strosfaniknow.bsky.social/post/3mqdp755cec2oHe promised Infrastructure Week for years and when he finally does it they still complain. Smh [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:wzwjqrv2vlmvb7xjacmt2hg2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqdp755cec2o