poet, dyke, scorpio, relationship anarchist, service industry service switch 🏳️‍⚧️🌑🦂🧄🃏 they/she/fae jdhegarty.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3muutdigucc2mThis has very rarely if ever worked for me [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muutdigucc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3muqnahyaak2obartending is crazy because sometimes you spoon feed a woman averna in front of her husband05 Sep 2026 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqnahyaak2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3muk3jtykak2iseeking beautiful women to crush wine grapes the old fashioned way [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk3jtykak2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mujxwoyks22lshe delayed coming to bed in order to post this. wife behavior [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujxwoyks22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mudqv5hwr22csome of my regulars operate a nail salon and have roster me about never coming in to get my nails done so I think it might be time for a high femme fall31 Aug 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudqv5hwr22chttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mubnhpvzt22jnear tears over a daiquiri because I am Normal30 Aug 2026 05:21 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubnhpvzt22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mua6txppmc2uThis is the horniest post known to man [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mua6txppmc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mtusiutxr22ca post for three people but I got an off menu call for a mezcal white negroni last night with no other notes and I did a stepladder build with cap corse quinquina, cocchi americano, and la luna mezcal and it kind of ripped actually [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 02:46 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtusiutxr22chttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mtsinzfmpk25mezcal white negroni tonight queen24 Aug 2026 04:45 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsinzfmpk25https://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mtrifsntbc2kWinnipeg 2 [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Aug 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrifsntbc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mtomwvq5a22rbartending is really funny because sometimes you need to do way too much to make a nice drink and sometimes you just need three good ingredients and a hundred year old recipe22 Aug 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtomwvq5a22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mt4rib4fhk25my chef used a glass to scoop ice from my well last night and I am still insane about it15 Aug 2026 13:24 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4rib4fhk25https://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mswb43gpl224Over the years, many people have tried to get me to watch Star Trek and at long last the circumstances have aligned (I have a month long paramount plus subscription and a crush on a Trekkie) but if y’all has just told me it’s like a horny Twilight Zone, I’d have been here years ago12 Aug 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswb43gpl224https://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mst7j4q7tc2pThe world I want to live in is one where we don’t have to specify if any particular lesbian is cool or not because we already know. Someday we will get there [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Aug 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mst7j4q7tc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3msrnwfosd22oI have deadlifted two people at the function11 Aug 2026 03:21 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrnwfosd22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mscc4iuuqk2kI called myself Tracy’s fishwife and she DID NOT LIKE IT05 Aug 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscc4iuuqk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3ms2wtrqbmk2rI wrote a crummy poem tonight we’re so back02 Aug 2026 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2wtrqbmk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3ms2ieu327k2y50,000 calories of pasta salad is my best friend. 50,000 calories of pasta salad will never hurt me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Aug 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2ieu327k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mrvfczsels2yI have watched the Avatar Aang movie and it is….fine30 Jul 2026 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvfczsels2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mrbvoozhi22gI don’t want to live on this planet anymore [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbvoozhi22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mrbbsqxtdc2uyesterday panic attack today deadlift 175 I contain multitudes22 Jul 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbbsqxtdc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mqiivyiphs2xmy favorite coworker had their last day today and there was a rumor circulating that they left because I hit on them all the time DEAR READER I HAVE NEVER EVEN ONE TIME HIT ON THEM13 Jul 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqiivyiphs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mpymhysucs2qI will always root against England for everything the worst to ever do it [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jul 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpymhysucs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/josiedumbass.bsky.social/post/3mpteofwexk2ngoing to the farmer’s market to see my friend I have a crush on thrive in an environment they love because I am a very tender dumbass04 Jul 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:x32tskbat4ci2pq2lpkhnwgs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpteofwexk2n