Wonkette's token Canadian. Sea captain. Vancouverite 💪💪⬆️🇨🇦 https://substack.com/@flematichttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mkg2keyrdk2gDoug knows that things are going wrong for him. https://open.substack.com/pub/wonkette/p/going-off-the-rails-with-a-gravy?r=dh8o1&utm_medium=ios26 Apr 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg2keyrdk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mjuswzwhoc2sThis never happens when I don’t show up at my day job. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Apr 2026 20:42 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuswzwhoc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mjcufuu3p22uIs it weird for the Liberals to welcome ideological opponents into their big tent? Gladu asked. https://www.wonkette.com/p/maple-maga-mp-joins-liberal-party12 Apr 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcufuu3p22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mitxur26v22vAir Canada CEO Michael Rousseau is like if Icarus fell from the sky because his Greek sucked and he couldn’t understand the caveat about wings melting if he flew too close to the sun. A former employee weighs in: https://www.wonkette.com/p/air-canada-boss-fired-for-unpardonable06 Apr 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitxur26v22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mijkv7wmf22w22 minutes is really raising their game in Trump 2.0 era. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Apr 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijkv7wmf22whttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mhgxdizfyk2iIt was disappointing to learn GSP is responsible for getting these two together but the man HAS taken a lot of blows to the head. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Mar 2026 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhgxdizfyk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mh4m2wt4fk2tAnd now for something completely different Trump is ruining. https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-tries-to-lure-canada-into-fish15 Mar 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh4m2wt4fk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mglh74f4ds2eI once got drunk with Christian Slater and showed him the marina that appeared in one of his movies he’d never been to. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Mar 2026 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mglh74f4ds2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mgkyjpp7ok2vThat time I helped ruin an hour of Prince Andrew's life when I was a kid: https://www.wonkette.com/p/we-need-to-talk-about-king-andrew08 Mar 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgkyjpp7ok2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mgbpt3bdbk2gI’d take free drugs from Coun. @seanorr.bsky.social if he offers. Just saying.05 Mar 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbpt3bdbk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mfzkjgckf22aGive us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to roll up the rim to win. https://www.wonkette.com/p/surprise-you-might-be-canadian-and01 Mar 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzkjgckf22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mfpqlqvfz223Hi @gandersocial.bsky.social! I received the invite and updated my profile but not sure how I'm supposed to download the app when Gander Social doesn't appear on the App Store.25 Feb 2026 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpqlqvfz223https://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mfpec7fht22eI had a Winnipeg Jets player and his mom on my boat yesterday so took the opportunity to ask if the team is grateful the Canucks took Evander Kane of their hands. His attempt to hide a smile said it all.25 Feb 2026 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpec7fht22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mfn4fzyn5s2lPrez Pedo warns China will steal ALL of Canada's hockey if we don't bend the knee. https://open.substack.com/pub/andrewfleming/p/trump-threatens-china-gonna-steal?r=dh8o1&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true24 Feb 2026 21:30 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfn4fzyn5s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mfhujsdnys2kThe joke is on the winners. They have to go home to the United States22 Feb 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfhujsdnys2khttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mesjcujysc24It's way out of my league but kudos to @thetyee.ca for mentioning the salary for new ed gig early: thetyee.bamboohr.com/careers/25 https://thetyee.bamboohr.com/careers/2514 Feb 2026 07:39 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mesjcujysc24https://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3meeokf6huk2nHeated Rivalry might be the West’s best hope of causing Putin a massive heart attack. https://www.wonkette.com/p/heated-rivalry-returns-in-milano08 Feb 2026 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3meeokf6huk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mdy5rt27i222My desk calendar informs me World Pizza Day is coming up, which I'm tempted to look up but am hoping for a special Olympics-themed deep dive from @robynelyse.bsky.social instead.03 Feb 2026 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdy5rt27i222https://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mdt7c7vcu22tYour move @hootsuite.com [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Feb 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdt7c7vcu22thttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mdt4ozdits2oI did not have Hootsuite employees being antifa in my Bingo card for 2026 but bravo for them. cc @hootsuite.com #hootsuite https://www.wonkette.com/p/hootsuite-takes-heat-for-collaborating01 Feb 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdt4ozdits2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mdlk5rzgek2wWith a capital T. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jan 2026 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdlk5rzgek2whttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mde7pehelk2vDecided I should start following @nationalobserver.com since AI insists I work there due to a single column published a decade ago. ¯\(ツ)/¯26 Jan 2026 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mde7pehelk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mdblh7vdg22fMark Carney already brought one hockey term - elbows up - into the zeitgeist. Welcome to “dropping the gloves.” https://open.substack.com/pub/wonkette/p/canada-disinvited-from-legion-of?r=dh8o1&utm_medium=ios25 Jan 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdblh7vdg22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mcpxrijbvk2bStop, collaborate and listen. Or maybe just read this post about Canada selling a bunch of Batmobiles to ICE. https://www.wonkette.com/p/canada-hooks-ice-up-with-some-sweetass18 Jan 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcpxrijbvk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mc6cvatu7s2uI wrote about a butt plug brouhaha. As one does. https://www.wonkette.com/p/pentagon-picks-fight-with-canadian11 Jan 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc6cvatu7s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/afleming.bsky.social/post/3mbmqxrjkks2mBottoms up. Elbows too. https://www.wonkette.com/p/americas-bourbon-industry-on-the04 Jan 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:x5vjalb2zbcbelzu4qaoryqh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbmqxrjkks2m