Writer of things for money. Writer of other things for fun. Cats, tea, indie music, horror, sci-fi, Forteana, films, books, wordplay. Poet manky. #MDANT Scribbles at thecrone.co.ukhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mrn6pqpabs2tAch the once great bastion of Creative Recruitment advertising a job for an AI copywriter. 💔27 Jul 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn6pqpabs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mrn5iwscd22rThese taste nothing like rhubarb and custard but by the biscuity gods they are flipping good. (Sainsbo limited edition)27 Jul 2026 14:52 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn5iwscd22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mrmlmmf7ak2mThis!!! >>> The horrible lottery of adult social care explained. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 09:32 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrmlmmf7ak2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mrk4dtof5c2nBloody hell. Someone nearby must’ve planned a barbecue.26 Jul 2026 09:53 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrk4dtof5c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mrfqvto3x223... I mean... I love Oor Wullie but this character is fookin terrifying. (Kid on the left knows what I mean) [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfqvto3x223https://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mrdhxclmwc26Listening and wishing I could go back in time, just for one night.23 Jul 2026 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdhxclmwc26https://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mrar62ekms2mYou could say his restaurant was anti establishment. www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62qw1qk95eo22 Jul 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrar62ekms2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mral3mnklk2mLooks like they’re gnoc gnoc gnocchi on heaven’s door. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mral3mnklk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mraasmitds2pI think it was @alexillustrator.bsky.social - I owe many thanks :) [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 11:46 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mraasmitds2phttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mr6ptcvjck23I have to get every single bean out of the can. NO BEAN SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jul 2026 21:10 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6ptcvjck23https://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mr34xbyoic25Ich bin ein Churros20 Jul 2026 10:54 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr34xbyoic25https://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mqzsqbzlgc24Trump rescinded the Red Card. Now Argentina have a penalty. https://static.klipy.com/ii/925f17378dd1893b674a723c07535afe/d4/b5/zYxzTZPn.gif?hh=461&ww=260&mp4=AEvFGWEz&webm=QlFNtEKOgc9s19 Jul 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzsqbzlgc24https://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mqxadu5syc2kIt’s like Agincourt #fraeng #eng #england18 Jul 2026 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxadu5syc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mqrk75sovk2xI've eaten a Blue Riband bar and a chocolate chip cookie on my low-carb, low-sugar diet. The blame falls on Thomas Tuchel.16 Jul 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrk75sovk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mqr3ldk47k2dStayed up too late after the England match and watched Jurassic Park. Lumbering dinosaurs finished me off.16 Jul 2026 11:03 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqr3ldk47k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mqpvucwbuc2iTHREE WINES ON MY SHIRT #england #engarg #worldcup15 Jul 2026 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpvucwbuc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mqpkznid5k2iHe’s here He’s there He’s every fluffing where Jed Spence !!!15 Jul 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpkznid5k2i