Writer of things for money. Writer of other things for fun. Cats, tea, indie music, horror, sci-fi, Forteana, films, books, wordplay. Poet manky. #MDANT Scribbles at thecrone.co.ukhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mumfiwc7522wTHIS >>>>> This on a thousand slices of hot buttered toast. With jam. >>>> [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 11:58 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumfiwc7522whttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mumcgkoqqk2iBody: I AM HUNGRY. Brain: you have to lose 2 stone Body: FEED ME Brain: You can have a piece of lean chicken in an hour Body: YOU ARE STARVING ME Brain: you are *not* starving. drink some water. Body: GAAAH WON'T SOMEONE FREE ME FROM THIS TYRANT03 Sep 2026 11:03 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumcgkoqqk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mulyejgsjk24Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 08:03 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulyejgsjk24https://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mukdxstd6s2sVirgin on the ridiculous. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukdxstd6s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3muk5adsak22sHey @ryanshirlow.bsky.social I was walking on the seashore today and I heard sweet flute sounds drifting on the wind. There was no one else about. I thought maybe the merfolk have come for me at last! … Then I noticed the holes on my adjustable walking stick. It was the wind playing a tune :D02 Sep 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk5adsak22shttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mujhm7ibh22aThe end of human civilisation comes in small packages. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 07:57 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujhm7ibh22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3muhtha7phc2eBird on a bucket.01 Sep 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhtha7phc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3muhc6n37d22gQuite possibly the most irritating part of this app. It tells you there’s something of interest. But it won’t show you what it is.01 Sep 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhc6n37d22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mugvzsbats2jPosting something random to stave off a bad September. Not sure this’ll work but I’ll try anything. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 07:38 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugvzsbats2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mugupuffnk2jAt least it’s already Tuesday.01 Sep 2026 07:14 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugupuffnk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mucayogp6c26No. Dont talk to me. I m home from the wedding party dreadfully hungover. Back to bed after a medicinal toast and marmalade30 Aug 2026 11:10 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucayogp6c26https://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mu7ntxju4k2uI’ve got to go out to a garden party wedding. And then stay over the night in a premier inn. Except it’s a perfect day for lounging at home looking at the rain and making some Vietnamese Chả Bò.29 Aug 2026 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7ntxju4k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mu7jyhweu22uHappy sleepy #caturday on a rainy day. Those are @gailmyerscough.co.uk original design cushions :)29 Aug 2026 09:13 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7jyhweu22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mu7jvehhdk2uThe tree had eyes 👀29 Aug 2026 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7jvehhdk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mu5up6q5f22kCeladon Dubbleyew-Aitch-Smyth [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5up6q5f22khttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mu52o6ao4s2wI hope Mr Tabs leaves a good tip 😸 [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 09:34 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu52o6ao4s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mu4zvpb5r22wLove it! [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 09:20 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4zvpb5r22whttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mu4ytwmshs2wINTELLIGENCE SERVICES: “Sir - we’ve just been notified that a user completed the NYT Hard Sudoku in under 20 minutes.” “We need this woman! Initiate recruitment process with immediate effect.” ^ me in my fantasy world ^28 Aug 2026 09:01 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4ytwmshs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mu2wgg4i7s2g“Oh no - I’ve forgotten my phone! I’ll just call my husband to see if he can bring it … … … … … oh. ^ It me ^27 Aug 2026 13:13 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2wgg4i7s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mtynnhsa322t‘There’s a light in the darkness of everybody’s life’ [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtynnhsa322thttps://bsky.app/profile/arminthedoor.bsky.social/post/3mtyndduxls2tOh noooo [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:x7yrza5vnmsu3vbhtdvptrpp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyndduxls2t