Head Writer and Supervising Producer for The Late Show. IG @arieldumaspubicaccounthttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jzzjl62q2626ANNOUNCEMENT: triscuits and frosted mini wheats are ACTUALLY FIRST COUSINS08 Jul 2023 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzzjl62q2626https://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jzxz4e4zqt2xSlowly moving to this app and unpacking my steamer trunk full of favorite tweets.08 Jul 2023 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzxz4e4zqt2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jzv4be62hr2qThreads seems very Pokémon Go to the Polls06 Jul 2023 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzv4be62hr2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jztboxvjia2mWelcome to my new Twitter replacement app, it’s called ✨Glitter✨! You can customize your own algorithm, but every time you post, a fragment of microplastic chokes a baby sea turtle. 🐢 🐢 🐢06 Jul 2023 04:26 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jztboxvjia2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jztbcek6dc2cMy OB/GYN: please stop saying that. The term is “postpartum.” Me: right so anyway once I’ve shidded out the baby06 Jul 2023 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jztbcek6dc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jzq5gdky5u2wWhich food do you think you could pretty successfully eating-contest eat? For me it’s tater tots.04 Jul 2023 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzq5gdky5u2whttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jznzo6duu72cI feel proud that I’ve been writing more but I feel EXTRA proud of this little cat I drew in the margins.04 Jul 2023 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jznzo6duu72chttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jzlmgavca62jI only know “skeeting” from its other usage: a combo of squirting and yeeting.03 Jul 2023 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzlmgavca62jhttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jzi6ynojsp2kIf this app stops working too, I will simply go outside and scream my pithy observations at parked cars. I cannot be stopped.01 Jul 2023 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzi6ynojsp2khttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jzi4anzt522fCrossover where the Bobs Burgers kids have to work at The Bear restaurant01 Jul 2023 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzi4anzt522fhttps://bsky.app/profile/arieldumas.bsky.social/post/3jzi3tauuzs2zThank you @panic.gay for the invite! Wow that was so nice!01 Jul 2023 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:xda2d2yudh3tefridcvmn3mf/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzi3tauuzs2z