The web's favorite tech maven and advice columnist. I can write code, yodel and kickbox - at the same time. Wipe your feet. #humor #satire #parody #IT #science #tech #MENSA #NASA #geeklife Header art courtesy of @area6cgi.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/auntcalamity.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/auntcalamity.bsky.social/post/3ltcnyg2i2s2sFrom the To-Do List: July 06 Attempt to return an unwanted grocery item by communicating only in mime. #humor #humour #mimesarecreepy06 Jul 2025 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:xeccxnc66rrmxr2cbjd4pxev/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltcnyg2i2s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/auntcalamity.bsky.social/post/3lt64l77u2s2pSeparated At Birth? #humor #humour #zappa04 Jul 2025 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:xeccxnc66rrmxr2cbjd4pxev/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt64l77u2s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/auntcalamity.bsky.social/post/3lt3tcrerx22pFrom the To-Do List: July 04 Recreational Physics! Determine which pieces of living room furniture can be hot-glued to a non-load-bearing, interior wall without the resulting vertical shear and lateral tension forces pulling the drywall apart. #physics #engineering #geeklife #humor #humour03 Jul 2025 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:xeccxnc66rrmxr2cbjd4pxev/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt3tcrerx22phttps://bsky.app/profile/auntcalamity.bsky.social/post/3lt347p3ta22xThe Language Lab Using Dutch to Tone Speech-Related Muscles #humor #humour #language #linguistics03 Jul 2025 16:05 +0000at://did:plc:xeccxnc66rrmxr2cbjd4pxev/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt347p3ta22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/auntcalamity.bsky.social/post/3lszfxpjufk25From this week's To-Do List: July 03 Cover self with white glue, roll in a large pile of dried macaroni and terrorize the neighbourhood as "Evil Pasta Thing." #food #cooking #pasta #humor #humour02 Jul 2025 23:54 +0000at://did:plc:xeccxnc66rrmxr2cbjd4pxev/app.bsky.feed.post/3lszfxpjufk25https://bsky.app/profile/auntcalamity.bsky.social/post/3lsyp2hz7uk2kFull-Contact Haiku "Infatuation" Caffeine-laced donuts! Gooey, air-puffed breakfast buzz. Yes, there is a God. #haiku #humor02 Jul 2025 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:xeccxnc66rrmxr2cbjd4pxev/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsyp2hz7uk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/auntcalamity.bsky.social/post/3lsx3iegjqu22From this week's To-Do List: July 02 Conduct tests to determine which color of Behr® interior latex wall paint tastes best when used as an emergency non-dairy coffee creamer substitute. #science #testprotocols #research #humor02 Jul 2025 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:xeccxnc66rrmxr2cbjd4pxev/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsx3iegjqu22https://bsky.app/profile/auntcalamity.bsky.social/post/3lswxxehpns2bBooting up my custom Cray supercomputer and organizing content. Please stand by.02 Jul 2025 00:38 +0000at://did:plc:xeccxnc66rrmxr2cbjd4pxev/app.bsky.feed.post/3lswxxehpns2b