The internet is great! But isn’t it time for a sequel? Let’s build the internet 2 together! Looking for investors and ideas for what features to include.https://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mk7iaqaigk2wScientists confirm that if cavemen had access to the internet 2, they could have downloaded every cave painting ever created in under 30 hours.24 Apr 2026 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7iaqaigk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mk4wbkfswk2wSome of the concepts for our sequel to the internet come from my SciFi novel where rabbits have evolved talons and can climb. Will humanity be wiped out by climbing bunnies? Hoppy Death Day 224223 Apr 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4wbkfswk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mk2iofy3gs2yJust one of the perks of having the speed of our sequel to the internet. You be able to fill out a change of address form on the USPS website and have your mail forwarded to your new address. All from the comfort of your computer bunker.22 Apr 2026 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk2iofy3gs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjxuuewcyk2qThis dude is usually half off his croc, but there’s some truth to this. The predictive AI we developed with our Internet 2 is spitting out something eerily similar. Although in our mods, it’s Aim toothpaste that rises to prominence and kills us all. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxuuewcyk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjvdgvhyyc2uA great weekend retreat. Our corporate speaker was a historical actor playing Bill Gates. He championed the Internet but that was the easy part. Making a satisfying sequel is harder. Remember Basic Instinct 2?20 Apr 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvdgvhyyc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjstts6chs2pIn my day, businesses that didn’t give away drink coozies with their logos on them were scams. We will be offering free Sequel to the Internet coozies soon. The polyurethane used in the making of the coozies is banned in six countries but it’s fine in the U.S.19 Apr 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjstts6chs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjqgvefljk2vHad another security breach at the office today. Someone came in through our screen door. It has a perfectly good lock on it, but someone didn’t latch it. So long story short, anyone who has signed up, your Blockbuster rental history has been compromised.18 Apr 2026 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjqgvefljk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjnt64qvrc2rOur Sequel to the Internet kickstarter is approaching two epic stretch goals. At $20,000 backers unlock that free book of Pizza Hut Coupons. At $25,000 backers get a free rental at Blockbuster.17 Apr 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnt64qvrc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjlernwar22oI was anointed to do this…a voice on my noise canceling headphones told me to build a new internet and to populate it with two of each kind of internet troll16 Apr 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjlernwar22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjis3kpiqk2fThe trouble with having Jeff Goldblum working for your start-up is that you’re going to see him in the break room…and he’s going to talk about skincare. 🙄He has great skin, but it’s just not realistic for me. I’ve got a ph balance problem.15 Apr 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjis3kpiqk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjgcwjtz4c2pThe sequel to the internet will be gluten free. But it will be manufactured in an office with some real nuts. 😊NGL I love my team. Our CFO walked by and said “Farking hard or hardly farking?” I died LOL. What does it even mean?14 Apr 2026 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgcwjtz4c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjdr5aulfk2ySwaggy new internet accessories drop! You can order a dock that allows you to connect your Tiger and Tomy games to your computer. Charge the battery or play on the big screen in 8bit glory!13 Apr 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdr5aulfk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mjb6zsswls2hMany of you have recognized me as the guy who kickstarted an idea to sell lasagna in ketchup bottles. Squeeze out however much you need. That project didn’t take off, but I do think my Internet 2 start-up is a much more marketable concept.12 Apr 2026 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjb6zsswls2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mj6rlexpic2zPeople have asked me for an idea on the pricing on our sequel to the internet. It’s $15 a month for the basic connection plan. If you want it to work, it’s $80 monthly, but legit you will literally be playing fortnight in the future.11 Apr 2026 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6rlexpic2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mj4a6jvyc22vOur internet allows access to the popular ice-road truckers dating site. The one the other internet shut down. 😕 We don’t shut down sites because someone doesn’t like it. Find love where you can and on a cold cold road if need be.10 Apr 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4a6jvyc22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mizpvg5gok2rAnyone else listen to these deep focus lo-fi mixes on YouTube while working?…And after two hours of synth ambience there’s suddenly a lady that comes in to sing two lines and then never appears again? What does she do the rest of the time?09 Apr 2026 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizpvg5gok2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mix77233ss2eWell, okay, may have spoken too soon. We did a server update today and there are indications that an overload at 4:55 pm may cause a future war. A woman named Belinda? or Blendy? is a major cog in it. Please let us know if you see her.08 Apr 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mix77233ss2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3miumed2r4k2dYou know what Cyberdyne’s problem was???? Not the time-traveling, shapeshifting killer bots. No. It was a weak HR department. Sequel to the Internet won’t have that issue. Everything goes in your file. And read my lips, No Future War!07 Apr 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3miumed2r4k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mis4wymtc222Why can’t we use plastic grass for other holidays? It’s cheap and fun!06 Apr 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mis4wymtc222https://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3mipqxm4b4k24Epic news. Early backers are getting additional loot. Everyone receives a 32 bit copy of Minesweeper: Battleship Edition. This is based on the movie not the board game. Legally, we must make the distinction.05 Apr 2026 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipqxm4b4k24https://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3min54ldfbk2eDid you know that at one point AOL free trial cds represented half of the world’s cd production?04 Apr 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3min54ldfbk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sequel2internet.bsky.social/post/3miklvxfdn227Our free trial cd-roms will also include a new open world game in a library. The player gets a random card from the Dewey Decimal system Cabinet. Then they venture to all floors to find the book. Fighting monsters and zombie librarians. It’s rogue-like of course, as it was back when I was a kid.03 Apr 2026 01:45 +0000at://did:plc:xhg2st722vmudxjqasippg45/app.bsky.feed.post/3miklvxfdn227