🦘Australian Made - Botanical and Fantasy Adult Toys - Worldwide shipping - 18yo and over please www.fauxphallus.com.auhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.auhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mjxasddies2nWe restocked an old favourite in some pretty colours 👀🌿20 Apr 2026 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxasddies2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mjuuhg45ns24For those of you that like a little fun round the back 🌿19 Apr 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuuhg45ns24https://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mjjg2bijak2nWould anyone be interested if we said we popped some toys into the store this afternoon? 🌿15 Apr 2026 07:52 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjjg2bijak2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mildnqcdnk2uYou haven't heard from us in so long and now we're just photo bombing you all 😋 it's just nice to finally have something to show off again.03 Apr 2026 08:50 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mildnqcdnk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mil4hzxogs2eThere are about 40 odd toys in total for this drop. I'm also hoping to pour a few more in a couple weeks time so keep your eyes peeled for your favourites 🌿03 Apr 2026 06:41 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mil4hzxogs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mil44a3q2k2eJust so you all know, we didn't want our larger toys and sets to be unavailable. So we have reinstated custom listings for the Lilac, Frangipani and Horsemen sets as well as our larger Monstera 14" toys and Grinder Pad.03 Apr 2026 06:35 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mil44a3q2k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mikxvdvmr22eDROP IS LIVE !!! I couldn't resist doing some pastel rainbow fades since you've all been so very patient with us 🌿🥹03 Apr 2026 05:19 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mikxvdvmr22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mgyhtna4xc2bFinally the wait is nearly over, thank you to everyone who's stuck by us over the last 3 months. Your praise and uplifting messages have not gone unnoticed. We love you all 🌿14 Mar 2026 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgyhtna4xc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mdyabk6gu22xOhhhh, so good 😍 [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Feb 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdyabk6gu22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mdpd7fgn5c24Seriously this has made my day 🥹 and makes me want to get back to pouring as soon as I can [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jan 2026 07:46 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdpd7fgn5c24https://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3mb27o5hm422oWhoops, guess who found a little 00-50 silicone tucked away on a shelf in the workroom while cleaning up 🤣 So we made a few titbits for the store, I particularly like the Frangipani colour combination 😍28 Dec 2025 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb27o5hm422ohttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m75rgooe7225Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only Mine's Allanon the druid 👀 [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Dec 2025 10:32 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m75rgooe7225https://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m6tzrrio6c2oThis is not the news we wanted to post about, but until further notice our custom listings have been closed. Everyone who has outstanding orders with us has been processed but until we can order more silicone customs and new drops have been put on hold. 😥30 Nov 2025 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6tzrrio6c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m6ntr3pkpc2dNow that we're now back from a little hiatus and all caught up on our custom orders we thought we'd pour a few Lilacs for the store 😍 hope you like them.28 Nov 2025 02:31 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6ntr3pkpc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m55nih4lu22uSomething different 👀 a customer asked for a Pastel Pride Pour with a split 'Pear' base08 Nov 2025 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m55nih4lu22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m4yz2duxh22wFinally, a long awaited break 😅 Off the see friends and family, looking forward to getting back to Brisbane for a bit although not so much the heat 🥵07 Nov 2025 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4yz2duxh22whttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m4vxycxfwk2wSome of the many toys we've made using inspiration photos 👀 What inspiration are you sending us with your order?05 Nov 2025 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4vxycxfwk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m4hhq646wk2vYES... we're more than happy to do pride pours of our toys, like this Asexual Flag inspired pour we just put into the store (if your flag has more colours or you'd like or the colours in reverse order like this one we're happy to work with you). Also a suction cup reminder as well 👀 #asexual31 Oct 2025 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4hhq646wk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m4bzdapjw22iREMINDER ✨ We're more than happy to do a repour of a previous colour/style through our custom listings. Although marbles will still be random our fades are usually pretty close to the original, like this Blossom repour 👀28 Oct 2025 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4bzdapjw22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m46cqsg2bk2xWe got this 3 colour order with only the UV Orange and Tutti Frutti specified, leaving the 3rd colour up to us... 🤞That they liked the results 🫣27 Oct 2025 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m46cqsg2bk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m3ulwlfyz22kI would like to thank the person who ordered this Hastur, it's been so long since I've done one especially in a traditional yellow colouration 💛 these colours blended together so nicely 😍 . #shopsmall #onlineadultstore23 Oct 2025 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ulwlfyz22khttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m32qxqf5sc2sForgot to mention these were popped into the store earlier 😣 if loose my head if it wasn't screwed on 🤣13 Oct 2025 08:05 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m32qxqf5sc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m2zykdvf7k2rSizing breakdown Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets. Starting with the slimmest XXS Frangipani - 114mm XS Lilac - 130mm XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera13 Oct 2025 00:48 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2zykdvf7k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m2tikmsatc24Apologies for being quiet There's been a whole chicken drama over here lately... Yes I said chicken 😓 Spent a couple months building a coop, only to get given 2 roosters. So spent another month making a 2nd coop to keep them separate 😆 no I didn't want to eat one 😮‍💨 Finally back to pouring tomorrow 🤞10 Oct 2025 10:46 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2tikmsatc24https://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3m222yhlbqs27More green toys.... Said no one else but me 🤣30 Sep 2025 08:07 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m222yhlbqs27https://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3lzyx426mvc2uWe love seeing our toys used for display purposes, instead of just hidden away in a drawer 😍 This makes us so happy 🥹 Thank you so much for making our day 🥰 [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2025 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzyx426mvc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3lzmk432ask24Something a little darker for a change 👀24 Sep 2025 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzmk432ask24https://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3lzka2id3es2mWe've just now added a couple more of our Lilac V-Plugs to the store 👀24 Sep 2025 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzka2id3es2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/fauxphallus.com.au/post/3lz367kjm7s2nMade these pretty green Liliums yesterday and couldn't wait to put them into the store 🌿👀 Grab them while you can 💚💚💚18 Sep 2025 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:xjrl37rocyfsszz7dzcu55w6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz367kjm7s2n