@caffeinette.bsky.social - Caffeinette Guarana(18+ only)

07 Nov 2026 04:00 +0000

Next week's schedule for twitch.tv/caffeinettevt ~! #VTubers #Schedules #Caffeine

06 Nov 2026 23:28 +0000

Modded Minecraft + the "Roguecraft" Data pack; each in-game death is a new beginning. LIVE NOW AT twitch.tv/caffeinettevt [contains quote post or other embedded content]

06 Nov 2026 19:09 +0000

Tonight, at 7:00 PM EST, since the community modded #Minecraft SMP is temporarily down; I will be playing a lightly modded Single player instance with the RogueCraft Data pack LIVE at twitch.tv/caffeinettevt Each death is a new beginning... #Vtuber #twitchstream #Caffeine

05 Nov 2026 02:59 +0000

I will do my best to not come off as a peepeepoopoodoodoocaca fake gamer in my first ever "Deadlock"... LIVE NOW AT twitch.tv/caffeinetteVT [contains quote post or other embedded content]

04 Nov 2026 22:22 +0000

Tonight at 10 PM EST i'll be live at twitch.tv/caffeinettevt playiing #deadlock for the first time ever. #VTuber #twitchstreamer #Caffeine https://twitch.tv/caffeinettevt

03 Nov 2026 17:38 +0000

Your manic matriarch is going live now at twitch.tv/caffeinetteVT we will start stream with some "Yu-gi-oh Master Duel" then segue into fisticuffs with "Tekken 8" before we "Balatro" and yapps. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

03 Nov 2026 13:21 +0000

Yoooo~!!! WE STREAM TODAY AT 13:00/1:00 PM EST!! I got my CPAP therapy and I feel like 999 Quadrillion GIGATONS of gold buillon!!!! catch my XXX-tra THICC, caked up, breedable, wild n' out, caffine-addicted insdustrial bakery. bimbofied, spastic ass at twitch.tv/caffeinettevt

02 Nov 2026 18:23 +0000

Good news! We've shortened my @itashacoffee.bsky.social affilliate link to itashacoffee.com/caffeinette for better accessibility the promo code for 5% off your cart is now ``CAFFEINETTE`` + plus domestic orders still get free shipping on orders of $90 or more.

31 Oct 2026 14:53 +0000

Bro Nicky from the Adam Sandler film "Little Nicky" (1997) is my favorite and probably THE MOST ORIGINAL depiction of a half angelic half demonic being in all of fiction. No angst, no edgelord shit, no emotional turmoil. Just some guy on quest to restore balance. https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/a9/e9/uEOCP79IBKZbwfd.gif?hh=224&ww=400&mp4=6rvZep4DTZKtA&webm=mjz3KSRWYwMfgdhe

30 Oct 2026 20:54 +0000

conceptualizing recipes, mise en place, planning recipes. Combining nearly 30 years of acquired knowledge, 26 years of practice with the acquired second hand skills and techniques of great chefs and foodies; I will be high caliber again. https://static.klipy.com/ii/c3a19a0b747a76e98651f2b9a3cca5ff/c3/76/6ztSz4EG.gif?hh=280&ww=498&mp4=RWt7AtDXkHuMJ52K&webm=C4N3UJWfAgUfJfw5

30 Oct 2026 19:43 +0000

more FREE recipe blogs coming to ko-fi.com/caffeinette in the coming weeks

28 Oct 2026 23:18 +0000

Update borked the video codecs for my system on OBS, discord and a few other programs cannot stream uder current circumstances; we'll try again once we find a fix [contains quote post or other embedded content]

28 Oct 2026 19:46 +0000

Massive ass disaster occurred. Need to take care of this stream will probably be delayed for 3 hours until 10:00 p.m. Eastern [contains quote post or other embedded content]

28 Oct 2026 18:06 +0000

tonight!! at 7:00 pm US Eastern time. I will be back live at twitch.tv/caffeinettevt with "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy" #twitch #Vtuber #AceAttorney #Caffeine https://static.klipy.com/ii/c3a19a0b747a76e98651f2b9a3cca5ff/b8/5c/C3UYM2fp.gif?hh=280&ww=498&mp4=GuDF9W0Z9PQM7&webm=tYxygBRZwJeZvqYdi4ZU

27 Oct 2026 11:51 +0000

Got a tattoo of hollow Ichigo betwixt my ass cheeks, I guess you could say I "Bleach"ed my asshole. #jokes https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/3a/21/nOLNgf611dTVvkfZ.gif?hh=398&ww=498&mp4=G5LoU8PcUEJF5Ot8nm1m&webm=rQ92ICRtH7bf9

27 Oct 2026 08:54 +0000

shortened/amended/streamlined my twitch to twitch.tv/caffeinettevt so people won't struggle to read or spell my username anymore :) I will be back soon enough <3

27 Oct 2026 07:53 +0000

Wands go limp and tears get shed when the cheese sorceress casts this absolute cataclysm of blunt force trauma. #Wizards #Memes #rpg

25 Oct 2026 03:29 +0000

Caffeinette's failed energy drink heist had consequences, but at least they let her make amends by letting her work as the first ever 'Mnstr NRG' pleasure officer #hentai #CumFacial #CoffeeCreaming

24 Oct 2026 15:47 +0000

Yo yo yo yo yo your speed drink matriarch is now live on Twitch!! https://twitch.tv/caffeinetteguarana [contains quote post or other embedded content]

24 Oct 2026 15:01 +0000

In approximate on hour from now, I will be live at https://twitch.tv/caffeinetteguarana with "Tekken 8", "Ace Attorney", and "Octopath Traveller".#Vtuber #Twitch #Caffeine

20 Oct 2026 11:31 +0000

Society: "Work hard, and you too can make a life for yourself!" Successful content creators: *build a following, market themselves, stay consistent, file legal docs, and pay taxes; work overtime* Society: "NO!!!!!!! We meant a shitty low paying W-2 job REEEEEE!!!!"

20 Oct 2026 07:05 +0000

HAPPY 10 YEARS AS TWITCH PARTNER @laynalazar.bsky.social I wish you many more good times on stream with the community. #LaynaLazart

20 Oct 2026 05:46 +0000

19 Oct 2026 04:00 +0000

Rerfection.

19 Oct 2026 01:03 +0000

Yo yo yo yo yo, My beautiful and lovely coffee beans your speed drink matriarch is now live at https://twitch.tv/caffeinetteguarana [contains quote post or other embedded content]

18 Oct 2026 23:05 +0000

18 Oct 2026 20:21 +0000

Tonight at 9:00 PM/21:00 United States Eastern time, I will be going life at https://twitch.tv/caffeinetteguarana with an exquisite trinity of Quality games; we will warm up with some online ranked matched in "Tekken 8" followed "Octopath Traveller", and then wrap up w/ the modded "Minecraft" SMP server.

17 Oct 2026 04:47 +0000

OBJECTION!!! OVER RULED!!! i'm outta order?! you can't handle the truth!!! (pls stop yelling!!! T_T)~ "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy" live at https://twitch.tv/caffeinetteguarana [contains quote post or other embedded content]

17 Oct 2026 00:08 +0000

tonight or tomorrow or today depending on your timezone 1:00 AM EDT (It's friday evening for me) I will be live at https://twitch.tv/caffeinetteguarana With a continuation of "Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Trilogy" https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/17/1c/KjftIijzBDQcSUaAlmS.gif?hh=333&ww=498&mp4=uU4mZ4G3DTnSIKdQeoQ8&webm=JGLuDWOFElHqTBQJ

16 Oct 2026 05:52 +0000

ever see a post on a lifestyle blog? Those ones we get yearly where its "___ is *the* summer drink of 20XX!"I see those; I have an idea of my mind of a guy at a bar trying to have a Mojito. Then a group of five 1950s style Greasers come in like, "Ay! That's 2023's drink." *whips out a switchblade*