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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Who farted?</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social</link><title>@hurbcherpley.bsky.social - Hurb Cherpley</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mubaonam4k2y</link><description>I will never debate a transphobe. I will hit them with a “shut the fuck up, bitch” and not engage beyond that. 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You don&#39;t need to do this.</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2026 20:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3op7wgns2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtzaktrzx22v</link><description>Actively harmful, even!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 21:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzaktrzx22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtz4fbtybk22</link><description>Damn, dude. Remind me who was president from 2017-2021 again?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 19:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtz4fbtybk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtxrtmgdsc2q</link><description>You gotta watch this one dumb shitty movie before you watch this other dumb shitty movie.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 07:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxrtmgdsc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtx7cnavlc2s</link><description>They can’t quote him in their condemnations because he’s just fucking right.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 01:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx7cnavlc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtx73l6cqk2s</link><description>This is a who’s-who of the worst legislators in the Democratic Party.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 01:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx73l6cqk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtx6wwly322s</link><description>The cornbread is actually really good&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 01:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx6wwly322s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtvnqeczc22r</link><description>Do you think Jeffries quoted Biggie in his meeting with Jared?</description><pubDate>25 Aug 2026 10:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvnqeczc22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtrrl7zbg224</link><description>A mind so open his brain fell out&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 21:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrrl7zbg224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtrpsblans24</link><description>Democratic leadership has really convinced themselves that Jared and Ivanka represent some sort of liberal influence within the Trump family, which is why all those dipshit need to be run out of their positions.</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 21:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrpsblans24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtn6vohbfs24</link><description>You just know that if they thought they could get away with it, WWE would do AI-generated matches.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Aug 2026 02:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtn6vohbfs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtjpnqytok2q</link><description>What the fuck are we even doing here, people?</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2026 16:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjpnqytok2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mte55dgrms2a</link><description>It handles huge, world-changing events extremely easily, but minor inconveniences completely hamstring it.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 11:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mte55dgrms2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtd3uxwyq225</link><description>I know you think this is a gotcha, but that’s literally the case here.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 01:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xpyo4y3mpozh4fcc4c7hketh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtd3uxwyq225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hurbcherpley.bsky.social/post/3mtctr64fh22v</link><description>One time, my buddies and I were riding around in one of their cars, and after everybody got out and closed their doors, I stuck my ass back in the car and ripped a 45-second fart and shut the door. 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