computer security person. former helpdeskhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml7e4jcvu22jHey it looks like you needed this06 May 2026 18:42 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7e4jcvu22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml6xthvv7c2jSomeone needs to stop them they're posting Too Hard [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6xthvv7c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml6woabb2s2jThe thing about Alex Jones – he was right they're putting chemicals in the water to make the frogs gay, but then he voted to make more gay frogs.06 May 2026 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6woabb2s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml6nmwsdkk2j06 May 2026 11:59 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6nmwsdkk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml6navdsi22jMe, ready for hump day.06 May 2026 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6navdsi22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml5qmw3nuk2w"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MOM," words burst out in a rage brought to prompt boil by the vacuum of her dismissiveness, "I'VE GOT THAT GOOD GIRL FAITH AND A TIGHT LITTLE SKIRT."06 May 2026 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5qmw3nuk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml5gfn5b3k2eNothing but respect for MY pan-role stealth aircraft. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5gfn5b3k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml5elpwcqs2zBased on the number of GenAlpha smearing people into the pavement with e-bikes, maybe we called the wrong people Zoomers.05 May 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5elpwcqs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml5dc4qb2k2i05 May 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5dc4qb2k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml52eno7fc2iTheir nerd glasses are too thick to play video games [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 20:42 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml52eno7fc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml4yvwctas2iPeople against AI should remember how much they underestimated advancements to video games.05 May 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4yvwctas2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml3epkdcak2n05 May 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3epkdcak2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml4imgyjuk2b2 million? I usually pay $3k [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4imgyjuk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml4ehiznd22gDon't let Gen X see this05 May 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4ehiznd22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml4dmxcf7c2gwtf [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4dmxcf7c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml3facfhtk2nDid you know Europe runs their electrical grid at 16% less Hz than America? Unfortunately, these electrical fields are picked up by the sympathetic nervous system – and means Europeans are cognitively 16% slower than America.05 May 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3facfhtk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml3facfhtk2nDid you know Europe runs their electrical grid at 16% less Hz than America? Unfortunately, these electrical fields are picked up by the sympathetic nervous system – and means Europeans are cognitively 16% slower than America.05 May 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3facfhtk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml3epkdcak2n05 May 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3epkdcak2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftonsecurity.com/post/3ml3ap6glw22705 May 2026 03:30 +0000at://did:plc:xraomsuf6pvh7r2cqtdwhkvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3ap6glw227