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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Mairon the King of Excellence | Single Girlboss Era | Saving Middle Earth one volcano at a time &#xA;#tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nothalbrand.bsky.social</link><title>@nothalbrand.bsky.social - 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nothalbrand.bsky.social/post/3mrskvpggck25</link><description>Like that, yes! Now don’t move and don’t say anything.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>29 Jul 2026 18:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xt7lve3klch5exyboe2yxkln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrskvpggck25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nothalbrand.bsky.social/post/3mrrwwagfys2j</link><description>*giggles* *twirls hair*&#xA;&#xA;So, do you come around here often?</description><pubDate>29 Jul 2026 12:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xt7lve3klch5exyboe2yxkln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrrwwagfys2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nothalbrand.bsky.social/post/3mrrdcuox7s2k</link><description>It also vibrates 😌&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>29 Jul 2026 06:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xt7lve3klch5exyboe2yxkln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrrdcuox7s2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nothalbrand.bsky.social/post/3mrpn3ki7oc2k</link><description>Look. 😐 They broke into my house and stole my things. &#xA;&#xA;And I ate that guy, I didn’t do nothing.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 14:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xt7lve3klch5exyboe2yxkln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpn3ki7oc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nothalbrand.bsky.social/post/3mrpkmfx57s2k</link><description>Damn, how many times we need to practice this dramatic entrance until all three of you get it right?! 😤</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 13:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xt7lve3klch5exyboe2yxkln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpkmfx57s2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nothalbrand.bsky.social/post/3mropcbjtcs2k</link><description>When you arm wrestle with your besties and they take it a little too seriously</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 05:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:xt7lve3klch5exyboe2yxkln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mropcbjtcs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nothalbrand.bsky.social/post/3mrni7jgip227</link><description>Here, boy! 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