Nihil nisi quod facimushttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.nethttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3mizfhnmu3s2wmore pathetic than just ceding Greenland would’ve been [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizfhnmu3s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miz3xm22gs2wif a black person went by “bridge” conservatives would never shut up about how stupid their parents were [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz3xm22gs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miz35anjms2wHe and Erika have definitely talked about this as a way to get rid of her [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz35anjms2whttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miyufrfkbk2wLebanon? Well naw you gotta follow that Russell Yoder wunst he can get back on the phone. A tree went dahn by his haus and the computer don’t make [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyufrfkbk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miyu3qjadk2wimpossible to give a precise value but Apple News push notifications feels like the equivalent of a $500 million dollar donation to the GOP to me [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyu3qjadk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miytxbrr5s2wit’s gonna be so awesome when our esteemed press corps throws her a baby shower [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miytxbrr5s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miysisnkvc2wit’s fun to see people you follow RTing a pic of you on your feed presumably without them realizing it’s you08 Apr 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miysisnkvc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3mixdfovoy226imagining her getting ticketed for going through the fare gate too fast like the steamroller in Austin Powers [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixdfovoy226https://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3mixckfl6vc26I would like to believe the press tries to foist Vance on us like they’re obviously teeing up to do and just fail miserably [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixckfl6vc26https://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3mixbyg247k26still maintain it was an all time fumble that they didn’t go KHL style with Locomotive Salt Lake and lean into the transcontinental railroad motif [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixbyg247k26https://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miwv6ikrf226we’ve invented a robot to replace Peter Baker [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwv6ikrf226https://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miwsclphs22zDivine Beast Vah Rutah [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwsclphs22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miws4e7ves2zfamily annihilator presidency [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miws4e7ves2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miwqmuyqsk26they got to say the r word and rape interns again, “the economy” was the lie they sold to get what they really wanted [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwqmuyqsk26https://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miwittmyxs26the synthesis of hating democrats and teehee sex stuff is perfect blueskyism [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwittmyxs26https://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3miwi5ib4wk2zthis was the line Jake Tapper helpfully teed up for them on Sunday [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwi5ib4wk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3mivxjy743s2ofuck it I’m just blocking Oliver Willis, what’s the point of reading someone liveblogging a mental health episode07 Apr 2026 14:12 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivxjy743s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3mivx6cfimc2owhich should I get more mad at, the thing donald trump actually said or the thing I made up in my head to get mad at liberals for [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivx6cfimc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3mivwvrkyn22othink tank guys refuse to say republicans are bad even now, which makes one wonder what the point of a think tank even is [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivwvrkyn22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3mivw7njtdk2oThey won’t though because the military supports trump [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 13:48 +0000at://did:plc:xtiamgr3cp76i6tmpb4m2zyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivw7njtdk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/scalehelix.net/post/3mivw33zpak2owhat an incredibly useless interview [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 13:46 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