PhD candidate. Keep going up the ladder. They mad, make em madder. she/her/ghttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mlnyiqt7ic26So… I saw the clip of Cheyenne Bryant attempting to explain why people couldn’t find her dissertation. I wasn’t skeptical of her having a doctorate before, but yeah… that didn’t make any sense.12 May 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnyiqt7ic26https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mlmt7le2f22oMy mama put me in classes from about age 7 to 9. They had our little butts jumping into 8 ft and 14 ft pools. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmt7le2f22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mlmsd4o2gs2oI have an out of pocket question… [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmsd4o2gs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mlmrvp7fs22oI sent my auntie/godmom two new books for Mother’s Day and you would’ve thought I handed her a blank check. “This is why you’re my favorite! Don’t tell nobody.” Girl 😭12 May 2026 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmrvp7fs22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mleqxaxzgk2xNo, but my grandparents also taught us to address whoever you were talking to. You didn’t just say “No”. It was “No, grandma/papa/etc”. I didn’t use sir/ma’am until moving south for college. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleqxaxzgk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mlbg374fns2cThe combo of adding cardio back in my routine and having a green smoothie in the morning has me going to the bathroom. So sorry to everyone who uses the bathroom on my floor. They need an extra strength Poo-Pourri https://static.klipy.com/ii/c3a19a0b747a76e98651f2b9a3cca5ff/ad/63/PMQJp5Y4.gif?hh=460&ww=498&mp4=cWBjrC2BkWBM9seSPKp&webm=EaobuPYZqxaMMDZR6N0d07 May 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbg374fns2chttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mlaaamj2m22rThe miniest meat I saw up close and personal had me immediately playing demure when I wanted nothing more than to be flipped on my head… because how imma make THAT enough?!07 May 2026 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlaaamj2m22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mlaa3sziok2rIt goes “womp womp waaaahhh” instead [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlaa3sziok2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mla7rz7qqk2rNow why did I think I could cycle before bed and be okay? Now I’m sweaty and blowing up the bathroom because cardio and I need a shower07 May 2026 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mla7rz7qqk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3ml2sh4u2ps22YES. MORE! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2sh4u2ps22https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3ml2sbbdqxc22FINALLY [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2sbbdqxc22https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3ml2sa3ns5222I was expecting the theme to be interpreted literally. Where are the Renaissance paintings on the garments?! Why isn’t there more texture, geometric details, and COLOR?04 May 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2sa3ns5222https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3ml2rwiixoc22THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEE Everybody just looks “cute” [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2rwiixoc22https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3ml2rtz6cek22In my nail tech’s chair judging Met looks and so far I’m not impressed https://media.tenor.com/9IkqueklsF0AAAAC/really.gif?hh=498&ww=33104 May 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2rtz6cek22https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mkocsb23n22fI ain’t even gon hold yall… I can’t tell you who plays in the NBA anymore30 Apr 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkocsb23n22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mkna4d2ri227I gotta say… my favorite niche videos on Tik Tok have to be when millennial women are inheriting a designer wardrobe from their aunts/mamas/grandmas or any mature woman who just adores them. UGH! The pieces!29 Apr 2026 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkna4d2ri227https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mki4mznrgs2nI just know he smells like cheese. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 12:56 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mki4mznrgs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mkgnqoxs3c2mI’ve been side-eyeing my beige ass husband. He was quick to point out that he is not a biracial26 Apr 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgnqoxs3c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mk2esxjitk2nMan, working in higher education in a post-AI world is so depressing.22 Apr 2026 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk2esxjitk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mjx7ucood222I don’t know what it is about a Boomer that makes them decide to call me to ask how to do something online instead of googling it themselves…20 Apr 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjx7ucood222https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mjvgus3jrk2kIntroduced my stepbaby to’ The Bernie Mac Show’ this weekend I’m not the bonus mama, I’m the mama who bonuses (idk)20 Apr 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvgus3jrk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mjvgnhurqk2kWhy has no one ever pointed out that Billy Porter looks like James Brown? This James Brown specifically https://media.tenor.com/Qgils_l9PbgAAAAC/james-brown-hot.gif?hh=282&ww=49820 Apr 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvgnhurqk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3milww3vgk226Because why did they do that??? I never touched those shoes again 😭😭😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Apr 2026 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3milww3vgk226https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3milwmtid4226We’ve had the keys to our house for a week and already I’ve had to call our home warranty folks to request HVAC service. This is AFTER we had an inspection and everything was working optimally. I’m missing the ‘call maintenance’ life already. 😭03 Apr 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3milwmtid4226https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mihic5xihc25Also, I stand by my earlier assertion that the men in most of these spicy audiobooks who are suuuuper attentive and hyper-aware of the woman’s emotions are just neurospicy.01 Apr 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihic5xihc25https://bsky.app/profile/slackademic.bsky.social/post/3mihhasb66s25So, I’m new to listening to the smut audiobooks and I don’t like this sentimental, neo-soul shit they be doing. 🗣️ GET TO CRACKIN, MALIK!01 Apr 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:xwq63qa2pybvxkgv2fpzyctp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihhasb66s25