https://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mkdpwsh3hs2u[explaining choking to an american] imagine if mcdonalds tried to hurt you25 Apr 2026 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdpwsh3hs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mjukhp3vvk2wman it sucks being in the closet. why can’t i be in the pantry instead19 Apr 2026 18:11 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjukhp3vvk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mj7axoyhm225the first three mass effect games are good but kind of suck (affectionate). unfortunately it’s starting to look like andromeda just actually sucks11 Apr 2026 06:55 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj7axoyhm225https://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mj6it3p66s2eGuy who goes to the liquor store just to get a bottle of sour mix to chug on the drive home and nothing else10 Apr 2026 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6it3p66s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mifnump7ys2cmore than ever on this trans day of visibility, i wish i fucking wasn't01 Apr 2026 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifnump7ys2chttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mifd73yf3225your doorbell rings. you answer it. it is two japanese men. they bow politely. one of them holds up a nintendo wii™️ video game console. “wii are charlie kirk,” he says. you invite the men in to play call of duty31 Mar 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifd73yf3225https://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mi5wuedads2fEnough modern AAA open world slop, time for some 2010s AAA RPG slop. Someone finally made a femshep/tali romance mod for mass effect 3 so I'm bringing Cassandra Shepard out of purgatory. i forgot how stupid she looks 90% of the time29 Mar 2026 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi5wuedads2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mi5uqc22w22rthis is my daughter, Bhaeyleighf29 Mar 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi5uqc22w22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mhzp4ikbas27these are the dialogue options i have when i talk to my girlfriend in real life27 Mar 2026 08:27 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhzp4ikbas27https://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mhu4sbmfn22tpossibly the greatest development in the last 10 years of video games has been the ability to pause cutscenes25 Mar 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhu4sbmfn22thttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mhrm32t7cc2ichanges i would make to jeopardy: 1. you get to keep all the money you have even if you lose 2. you are technically allowed to skip around in the categories but if you do ken hits you as hard as he can with a baseball bat24 Mar 2026 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhrm32t7cc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mhrin7an722iat the end of deltarune kris should turn directly to the camera and say “actually I use he/they pronouns.” this would not improve the game in any way but i think the fandom response would be entertaining to watch24 Mar 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhrin7an722ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mhk6yifgfk2mIf you care about the difference between an apple and a pumpkin you’re a fucking cop21 Mar 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhk6yifgfk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mh5frdy2ys2bsooner or later every year I am reminded that people actually care about the oscars for some reason and it surprises me every time16 Mar 2026 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5frdy2ys2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mgxhvyjgxs2oselfsuck guy sitting in the cuck chair watching someone else suck him off13 Mar 2026 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxhvyjgxs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mgwbg2dz7k2iplaying assassin's creed valhalla. i was vaguely aware AC had gotten more ARPG-ish recently, but nobody told me they just have dark souls combat now lol13 Mar 2026 06:18 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgwbg2dz7k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mgq4xnmti22vhimbo :)10 Mar 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgq4xnmti22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mgb35uzwxc26Twitter figured out I like Star Wars and now my entire feed is smug morons talking about Jedi and Thrawn and shit so maybe I should stay over here for a while04 Mar 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgb35uzwxc26https://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mfpkgbkl3c2yTime to never post on here again25 Feb 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfpkgbkl3c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mf3n7m4fk227ordering at the restaurant and everyone else at my table goes “good answer, good answer!” like i‘m on family feud17 Feb 2026 22:42 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf3n7m4fk227https://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3merm3rklyc2jThe "dynamic collections" feature on Steam is neat but its utility is severely limited by how stupid Steam users are no, not every game with "simulator" in the title is an immersive sim. In fact most of them aren't. Stop tagging them that what is wrong with you13 Feb 2026 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3merm3rklyc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dirigibalistic.bsky.social/post/3mepgiq5vf22cThey put Sorcerer in No Man’s Sky13 Feb 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:y33duatoaexgb3bunkcpm7oz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mepgiq5vf22c