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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Sports betting and gambling industry consultant/analyst. Pennsylvanian turned Oregonian. Love and hate all Philly sports. GWU alum.&#xA;Find my words at: https://closingline.substack.com/&#xA;Consulting work: https://closinglineconsulting.com/</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dustingouker.bsky.social</link><title>@dustingouker.bsky.social - Dustin Gouker</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dustingouker.bsky.social/post/3lndfoy5bqk2j</link><description>Either JD Vance has become the new Nick Castellanos or Nick is hitting an absolute tank tonight.</description><pubDate>21 Apr 2025 14:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:y5qsu5cmfsepgfqrizbbvz7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndfoy5bqk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/dustingouker.bsky.social/post/3lmks4xmmsc2q</link><description>Bovada’s run is over after just two days! 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Now that they&#39;ve gotten into sports betting, it seemed like time to do more. 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Mahomes dances around inviting nonsense, Texans don’t even do anything wrong and get 15 yards. 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