Two musicians who love the basedballs. We had bad podcast before everyone on Earth had a bad podcast. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.https://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mvm4ftxkfk2gIf the #6 seed in the AL cannot manage to finish with a record more than 2+ games over .500, I think there should be no #6 seed. If that’s the case. #1 gets a bye and plays the winner of #4 vs #5, and then #2 plays #3 in the other ALDS. Stop rewarding mediocrity.16 Sep 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm4ftxkfk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mvbfpholj22lThis was so great. Bring back The Roundtable, you dolts! @theathletic.com [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbfpholj22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mv7butthps2cSOURCE: The Seattle Mariners have designated 1B/OF BJ Tendergroin for assignment.11 Sep 2026 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7butthps2chttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mv4kogrsr22m“We should shoot a campaign video in a batting cage." “Uh. OK. Are you good at baseball?" “No." “Well, why w-" “I’m gonna knock it out of the park with this one." “Yeah, but if you suck at baseball it’s gonna l-" “It’s gonna be a graham slams." “I don’t th-" “I’ll be wearing golf clothes." [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 22:13 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4kogrsr22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3muxsoqtprs25Arson Jugde [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxsoqtprs25https://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3muqit4rnkc2nI think it is great that Blake Snell crawls out of his gaming dungeon every five or six days to strike out 8-10 dudes and walk 3-4 in 5 innings or so while giving up 0-2 run(s).05 Sep 2026 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqit4rnkc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3muqii67h4s2nChase the fight, bro. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqii67h4s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3muppwb5rak2gWe’d be honored and humbled to land at #39 on this list. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3muppwb5rak2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3muppjwvbpc2hI tried to encapsulate how deeply fucked the Halos were under Arte Moreno in my essay for the @baseballprospectus.com annual, and I think I did OK, but this is the definitive piece. Kudos to @bymccullough.bsky.social & Sam Blum for doing the Lord’s work. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7563821/2026/09/04/arte-moreno-angels-sale-meddling-penny-pinching/?unlocked_article_code=1.-lA.APoS.RGuEn6fJxSsZ&source=athletic_user_shared_gift_article_copylink&smid=url-share-ta04 Sep 2026 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3muppjwvbpc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mup4x7mxws2uThis is gnarly and gross and disheartening and awfully damning. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mup4x7mxws2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3munmkopva22kMy favorite part of the Fake 49er story is how quickly the footage of him running routes in his helmet at the beach reminded me of this classic Baywatch moment.03 Sep 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3munmkopva22khttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mulci5kxnc2eAngels fans sliding into a 100-loss season.03 Sep 2026 01:31 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulci5kxnc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mul5htare22xGuess who’s throwing the first pitch out at the Big A tonight?03 Sep 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mul5htare22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3muksnl6k5c2nScott Boras Say Literally Anything Normal Challenge https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7559423/2026/09/02/former-angels-react-arte-moreno-sale/02 Sep 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3muksnl6k5c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mujyhty5us24No quicker way to my heart than to hit an absolute nuke in your first MLB game, explode with joy as you round the bases, and then rip a guitar solo (with pick slides!) on a goddamn trident in the dugout. Hell yeah, Lazaro Montes! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 12:59 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujyhty5us24https://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3muivgtmwrc2eChristian Moore plays second base like some regular-ass dude having an anxiety dream about having to play second base in a MLB game.02 Sep 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3muivgtmwrc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mui32otsxs2pSPEECHLESS [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mui32otsxs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mudinpjsyk2tThe Angels have been a predictably miserable watch all season long, but … Wade Meckler is fucking awesome.30 Aug 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudinpjsyk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mucvub3ers2yThey’ll be hearing from our lawyers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucvub3ers2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mubd2bmlyc26Imagining the conversations Bryce Harper and Mike Trout are having about infrared recovery beds, raw milk, and government-created weather systems during this Phillies vs Angels series.30 Aug 2026 02:14 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubd2bmlyc26https://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3muanprugsk2ySOURCE: The Philadelphia Phillies have recalled vaunted outfield prospect Weft Torsion from Triple-A Lehigh Valley.29 Aug 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3muanprugsk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mu7xzzbz5s2bAnd yet no mention of Blim Crillups, Prancer Hampercramp, or Womb deWapner. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7xzzbz5s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mtzdviokq22hWill the judges allow Whay Shitcomb? [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzdviokq22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mtwpazkjdc2tNot excusing what Mark Walter and Guggenheim did by any means, but being investigated for self-dealing and other sketchy business practicing by The Crimes Guy’s FBI is really something. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwpazkjdc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/productiveouts.bsky.social/post/3mtu62ijhbk22There’s been a lot of talk lately about how owners view teams solely as sources of revenue (as opposed to sources of revenue that would increase revenue by being a good team). The Astros firing their GM and manager in late-August while they’re atop a truly dogshit division is not helping.24 Aug 2026 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:yeah7pmzbgkkyfvrt2hzcfru/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu62ijhbk22