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Everyone is 9. Not 12. 9 years old.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>11 Mar 2026 15:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ygco663dwhmgc3armhrlc2hq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgsagfr53s2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/peopleswill.bsky.social/post/3mfwypapzhs2f</link><description>I bet the HOA wouldn’t say anything if I had a killdozer parked on the street.</description><pubDate>28 Feb 2026 19:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ygco663dwhmgc3armhrlc2hq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfwypapzhs2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/peopleswill.bsky.social/post/3mfnudhov422o</link><description>“We are living in the future, I&#39;ll tell you how I know.&#xA;I read it in the paper fifteen years ago.&#xA;Now we&#39;re all driving rocket ships and talking with our minds.&#xA;And wearing turquoise jewelry and standing in soup lines.”&#xA;&#xA;-John Prine “Living in the Future”</description><pubDate>25 Feb 2026 04:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ygco663dwhmgc3armhrlc2hq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfnudhov422o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/peopleswill.bsky.social/post/3mfi45lyyas25</link><description>Punch is a psyop to distract you from the Epstein files. &#xA;&#xA;He is a pawn.</description><pubDate>22 Feb 2026 21:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ygco663dwhmgc3armhrlc2hq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfi45lyyas25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/peopleswill.bsky.social/post/3mf5gsaib622q</link><description>I’m helping people who make more than me pay their rent that’s less than mine.&#xA;I’m mediating adults on how to express their feelings without crying.&#xA;I arrive earlier than my boss and his boss.&#xA;I stay later than my boss and his boss.&#xA;I’m more educated than my boss or his boss.&#xA;I can’t leave.</description><pubDate>18 Feb 2026 15:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ygco663dwhmgc3armhrlc2hq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5gsaib622q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/peopleswill.bsky.social/post/3mf3lojo7qs2w</link><description>“I am a great soft jelly thing. 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