Hi I'm a musician Dark souls is fun They them Buy me a coffee - https://ko-fi.com/aslanjazzlan https://linktr.ee/LordAslanTheFirsthttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mubavdibxc27Absolutely braindead take30 Aug 2026 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubavdibxc27https://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mubarqs6ls27My 8500th follower is Elon Musk30 Aug 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubarqs6ls27https://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mubaci6cws27learning a guitar solo everyday until my single goes viral #133 Damage Control30 Aug 2026 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubaci6cws27https://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mub6hbklzk2pwow really30 Aug 2026 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mub6hbklzk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mub5syx57s2pConservatives are making shit up to be mad at again30 Aug 2026 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mub5syx57s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3muaypegos22p"I'm an alpha male and I'm not scared of anything!" *Children's books exist*29 Aug 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3muaypegos22phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3muamlp6wzc2pbasic biology29 Aug 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3muamlp6wzc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mualamsxws2pgm29 Aug 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mualamsxws2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu7nhemzsk2pgn29 Aug 2026 10:15 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7nhemzsk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu7knkfpts2p"my source is that I made it up"29 Aug 2026 09:25 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7knkfpts2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu7jvapw5c2pTheir only joke is "Muslim = terrorist"29 Aug 2026 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7jvapw5c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu7j7rkmw22pIt's a real problem that needs solving.29 Aug 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7j7rkmw22phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu7iunfxkk2plol29 Aug 2026 08:53 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7iunfxkk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu7amsxcfs2oOne side wants free healthcare while the other wants to murder trans people and immigrants.29 Aug 2026 06:26 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7amsxcfs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu73ygtbe22oRepublicans are the pro pedophile party.29 Aug 2026 05:03 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu73ygtbe22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu6u4sspq22olearning a guitar solo everyday until my single goes viral #132 Eye of the Beholder29 Aug 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6u4sspq22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu6opeopm22olol29 Aug 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6opeopm22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu6m3adgu22oDidn't he say that we wouldn't fly on a plane if he knew the pilot was black?29 Aug 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6m3adgu22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu6bp45dbk2ogm28 Aug 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6bp45dbk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu54u7lkws2ogm28 Aug 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu54u7lkws2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu54b6mc622oShow me one person on the left who is saying "lets build data centers everywhere"28 Aug 2026 10:02 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu54b6mc622ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu52dghe522oJason Blaha - Accidental Ally.28 Aug 2026 09:28 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu52dghe522ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu4yam77uk2o"your wife hates you? Just emotionally abuse her!"28 Aug 2026 08:50 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4yam77uk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu4et7b37c2oNumber of people dead from tainted lettuce: 2 Number of trans people in the WNBA: 028 Aug 2026 03:03 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4et7b37c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu4dmb52y22oHomophobia, transphobia and racism are "traditional Christian beliefs"? Lol28 Aug 2026 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4dmb52y22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu43kyqdfc25Yes it turns out the anti-immigrant, anti-LGBTQ, hyper individualistic, self described Catholic Fascist who supports a far right dictator is, in fact, far right.28 Aug 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu43kyqdfc25https://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu43avajlc25learning a guitar solo everyday until my single goes viral number 131 Running With The Devil28 Aug 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu43avajlc25https://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu3wkehygs25Get it?! Do you get the funny joke?!27 Aug 2026 22:47 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3wkehygs25https://bsky.app/profile/lordaslan.bsky.social/post/3mu3qpiohws25gm27 Aug 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:ygprjyphkmoefvtbrhtfr44a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3qpiohws25