I talk about the Phillies and eagles on threads and now here I guesshttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lmz6gntlts2tSCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP this is so cool!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2025 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmz6gntlts2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lgwhzgiub22yIf you build it they will come. @phillies.com is here. baseball is coming30 Jan 2025 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgwhzgiub22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfs5prump22oPhillies opening day spring training ticket: acquired. Phillies first game spring training ticket: in progress Phillies at Mets: in progress Phillies at Yankees: TBD Third time's the charm, guys! #PhilliesPhaithful #highhopesclub15 Jan 2025 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfs5prump22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfmyoya5rk2hThere are less than 30 days until pitchers and catchers report to spring training which means I am ready to be hurt again by the #PhiladelphiaPhillies President of the #HighHopesClub over here.13 Jan 2025 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfmyoya5rk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfljdmzbuk2p#gobirds13 Jan 2025 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfljdmzbuk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lflb7isfrk2tSLAY IS THE NICK CASTELLANOS OF THE EAGLES12 Jan 2025 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lflb7isfrk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfl7sahp2c2tAs long as you’re not the sixers, you don’t want to fuck with Philly at home during the playoffs #gobirds12 Jan 2025 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfl7sahp2c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfl7cwpp5c2tThe Eagles O-Line is made out of Norse gods every time I thought the pocket was going to collapse it actually got bigger build Stoutland a statue and give him the keys to the city #flyeaglesfly12 Jan 2025 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfl7cwpp5c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfl6yeiw222tTom Brady can shut his goddamn mouth he’s still so bitter about that Super Bowl still #gobirds12 Jan 2025 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfl6yeiw222thttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfl54dxp6k2fHi 911? Yes can you come get me I just had a panic attack because I couldn’t find the TV remote and I was convinced I was going to miss the eagles game that starts in 20 minutes because of it and was on the verge of tears anyway I found it but I am clearly unwell #flyeaglesfly12 Jan 2025 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfl54dxp6k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfl4uaxbos2fBird Gang, it’s time to fly. Someone please pass me one of those air sick bags just in case. #gobirds12 Jan 2025 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfl4uaxbos2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfkqgqxtxs2f#PhilliesPhaithful rise UP [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jan 2025 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfkqgqxtxs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfkqfqwkfk2fNothing is harder than your significant other not supporting your dreams of being a Philly sports influencer on Threads and Bluesky because we “need healthcare” and “have to pay rent” and it’s just like, trust the process! Let the birds and the phils PROVIDE. Actually in retrospect… ( #gobirds )12 Jan 2025 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfkqfqwkfk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfj24tspyk2aWhen will the streaming services learn how to broadcast a sports game without their servers crashing?? How long have we been doing this people? Get your shit together #amazonprime #steelers #falcons #ijustwanttowatchafootballgame12 Jan 2025 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfj24tspyk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfiyx3ijn22aAs an Eagles fan, who am I rooting for? The Steelers or the Ravens? It’s the Steelers right? PA solidarity??12 Jan 2025 00:51 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfiyx3ijn22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfitbtm2ps2aI just want to give a shout out to whoever invented Prozac because I’m heavily medicated and still anxious as heck about tomorrow’s #PhiladelphiaEagles game god only knows what I would be like without it. Probably institutionalized. #gobirds tho11 Jan 2025 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfitbtm2ps2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfgzsjourc2oI hear a lot of people talk about how the Action News theme song is Philadelphia’s national anthem, which I agree. But what does that make”K-Y-W NewsRAdio TEN sixTYYYY”?11 Jan 2025 06:01 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfgzsjourc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lffesx5ess22Watching a person get into it with another person because they’re flossing on the 6 (and shouldnt be apparently) feels very New York. Who is more in the wrong tho? flossing on the train is lowkey gross but also is not minding your own business? I might be team floss guy.10 Jan 2025 14:13 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lffesx5ess22https://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lffefl5xv222This guy has the best baseball commentary out there. (Also just a dope Philly sports fan in general.) If you aren’t following him, do you even like baseball? (That’s me telling you to follow him immediately) (Thanks for the shout out thirty! ❤️❤️) [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jan 2025 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lffefl5xv222https://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lfb5prjpdk23Every time I think I’m better than an Ancient Roman I remember that whenever the Eagles or Phillies play, I fully stop caring about anything else. Russia could be invading New York, but if the birds are on I’d be like, what invasion? bread & circuses? More like birds & circuses am I right08 Jan 2025 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfb5prjpdk23https://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lf7cmusqlc27I really need these fucking billionaires to stop ruining the social media apps i’m getting too old to adapt to new technology this fast08 Jan 2025 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf7cmusqlc27https://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lbqkrdp4b227Saquon Barkley, Patron Saint of the Run Game. May the ball always rise to meet him. May the o-line always block for him. In the name of Nick Sirianni, Jason Kelce, and the tiny William Penn statue on top of the comcast building. Amen and #gobirds25 Nov 2024 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbqkrdp4b227https://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lbq46fgne22fWhat does it mean when out of the 140 books I've read this year, I would recommend/put on my shelves approximately 20 of them? I wish there were a way for us to like, formally differentiate between the "prestige tv" books and the "cw/grey's anatomy" books when we're talking about "good" books.24 Nov 2024 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbq46fgne22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lbpkbfxyks2oHere is the summary of the weekly phone call where my dad and I pretend to be Phillies talking heads with nothing but uninformed hottakes on WIP: 1) Soto is a total ripoff. 2) Bohm is an All-Star who just needs to go to therapy. 3) Castellanos is the only clutch player we had last year.24 Nov 2024 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbpkbfxyks2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lbmt4yy6dc2tI feel like I need to start whispering into my phone to get the right algorithm in Bluesky in that joke (real) way people do to get a specific ad on instagram for their significant other. (phillies baseball eagles sci-fi nyc books too-many-books hyperfixations tummy-issues philadelphia)23 Nov 2024 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbmt4yy6dc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lblhajbvm22jJared McCain is the hero the Sixers need right now but not the one we deserve. Maybe the entire team should paint their nails and learn to dance because DAMN23 Nov 2024 02:31 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lblhajbvm22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lbici2zktk2cI need to know which star and who we’re getting rid of for said star so I can deal with the emotional backlash and grief of my team being restructured while also getting hype for the new season BEFORE pitchers and catchers report so if they could hurry up that would be great. #phillies [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Nov 2024 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbici2zktk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lbhmezscg22cTravis Kelce talking football on New Heights sounds the same to me as someone Ted Talking about physics so can we stop calling jocks dumb because it’s really hurting my feelings as someone who doesn’t know the finer points of physics or football plays21 Nov 2024 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhmezscg22chttps://bsky.app/profile/jarvm.bsky.social/post/3lbfysb2dh22wIt took me a year to get to 900 followers (tiny!) on threads through my Phillies and Eagles commentary alone and I’m not sure I am ready to put in the work here but I’ll try. Unlike the Sixers.20 Nov 2024 22:29 +0000at://did:plc:yjou74vhey7ak3fbdqnl72eu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfysb2dh22w