Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.https://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3mux5v44cks2yreading your posts like... [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux5v44cks2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3mux33wypnk2yI see you shopping at trader joes on labor day, of all days. mhmm.07 Sep 2026 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux33wypnk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muwxjjx4mc2yfantastic proof [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwxjjx4mc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muvnndkkls2mjust saw the light rail broke a couple hours ago stranding people in the dark. lol. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvnndkkls2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muvkkiv4es2mbag of plain ruffles with the chocolate covered Rainier cherries from Costco uhhh help I've perfected the snack07 Sep 2026 03:22 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvkkiv4es2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muvi7sp4mk2mmy lovely lady made me spaghetti ❤️07 Sep 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvi7sp4mk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muvev4nu2k2mevery time lol them: "hey is that a streetlight manifesto tattoo on your elbow?" me: yep! [insert 20 minutes of raving about the best band ever and ranting about how slow the album is coming out" them: either they left or they're closing their tab immediately07 Sep 2026 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvev4nu2k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muvdcrnszc2mthese AI generated Kalshi commercials are going to breed an entire generation of domestic hatred and folks burning down data centers that's gonna be called "terrorism" except they're going to be right to do it.07 Sep 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvdcrnszc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muvcssx5722mevery year Notre Dame is overrated and every year they're... overrated. maybe the most collective over hyped every year team other than the dallas cowboys. you're never winning shit. it's been decades. stop.07 Sep 2026 01:04 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvcssx5722mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muvc7pihfs2mdo you think a jury would convict if you murdered JG Wentworth or would they just be glad the jingle is gone07 Sep 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvc7pihfs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muvbs3peak2mWashington also had a booming punt today but this is PLACEMENT. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvbs3peak2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muvbmbw56c2mdoes he have the fucking measles? it IS florida... [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvbmbw56c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muv6n5kdlc2mgo dubs [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 23:49 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muv6n5kdlc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muv4ii65g22mthat's a penalty but I don't have any idea what the defender could've done different.06 Sep 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muv4ii65g22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muuzic7dgk2mhuskies given up more in penalties that the cougs have on offense06 Sep 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuzic7dgk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muuv63wcgs2mwhy did UW want Devon Williams back this dude is not good06 Sep 2026 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuv63wcgs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muurh5pb422mdecent day for husky football06 Sep 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muurh5pb422mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muupjhn2ss2myeah light rail is a fucking clusterfuck06 Sep 2026 19:18 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muupjhn2ss2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muucxahyfs2mwoo arsenal wait not like that06 Sep 2026 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muucxahyfs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3mut3junyhk2nthe whiniest morons in the league always make the front page of MLS MLS: why are we losing fans? [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 03:48 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut3junyhk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3mut2yvte4c2nso we're clear, storming the field as a fan base is fucking embarrassing in week 1. anything short of a title is embarrassing but especially week 1 against a huge underdog. same with courts and any sport. grow the fuck up lol06 Sep 2026 03:38 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut2yvte4c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3mut2t7ru3s2nwe can't even play a sport without corruption and cheating. awesome country. everyone has measles now too. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut2t7ru3s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3musyq3wzes2ncan someone post a link to what the fuck happened06 Sep 2026 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musyq3wzes2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3musy7oanx22nin case I forget where I live06 Sep 2026 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musy7oanx22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3muswq6znbs2nsomehow white women caused this [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muswq6znbs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3musv527xds2nI see we're still doing this. y'all could be watching coyote vs acme instead. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musv527xds2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3musu52jnps2nokay yeah that might be movie of the year. amazing laughs, and I fucking cried when the roadrunner said "beep" that one time. unreasonably good movie. love you Wile E. fuck you, foghorn leghorn. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musu52jnps2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3musn6wvrmk2neyeing my warhead candy waiting for coyote vs acme to start05 Sep 2026 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musn6wvrmk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattoak.bsky.social/post/3musmxbuzd22nplease stop. please. much like taylor swift, Jimothy doesn't know you, Jimothy doesn't care about you. please stop. let this fucking critter live. signed, everyone who lives in his neighborhood [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:yo2czukmpyy6cios7ou7bbpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musmxbuzd22n