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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>i watch movies</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bj-slive.bsky.social</link><title>@bj-slive.bsky.social - Jared</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bj-slive.bsky.social/post/3mm5i34h56s2i</link><description>I’ve now seen the trailer for The Cat in the Hat more times that I’ve seen my own face. I have no delight in my heart about it&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 18:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:yo2zxba7pkhotek6fle7flzz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5i34h56s2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bj-slive.bsky.social/post/3mm4746qk622g</link><description>Michael Curtiz directed Humphrey Bogart in the 1930s back when he was a character actor, later directed him in arguably his most famous movie (Casablanca), and then directed him in one of his final movies. 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