A most talented young lady from (New) England. Where my instagram landed after Womenarenotthingsgate.https://bsky.app/profile/missbartonplease.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/missbartonplease.bsky.social/post/3lkka26ivcs2dWas trying to figure out how big moose are compared to us & found this helpful article: https://humancompare.com/moose-compared-to-human/17 Mar 2025 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:yo67o35ahq754ttw5yopnb7h/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkka26ivcs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/missbartonplease.bsky.social/post/3lgly3nx3ck2yRoche Bros offers bouquets of tulips during the saddest & coldest week of the year; the downhearted women of metro-west Massachusetts purchase them to cheer ourselves up.25 Jan 2025 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:yo67o35ahq754ttw5yopnb7h/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgly3nx3ck2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/missbartonplease.bsky.social/post/3lfuftz5hss2zI'm bloody tired of things that are marathons, not sprints. If I'm running a marathon I want the Wellesley Scream Tunnel to cheer for me & supporters to bring me water & orange quarters, dammit!16 Jan 2025 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:yo67o35ahq754ttw5yopnb7h/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfuftz5hss2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/missbartonplease.bsky.social/post/3lfsnge62a22eTotal Wine abandoning all pretense of catering to bon vivants who savor the finer things in life. I'm surprised they haven't sent one saying "Can't stop thinking about the world where Kamala's getting inaugurated on MLK Day? Come on in- we have plenty of Scotch!"15 Jan 2025 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:yo67o35ahq754ttw5yopnb7h/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfsnge62a22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/missbartonplease.bsky.social/post/3lfg6xmd27k2uYou will never, ever, ever go broke telling people what they want to hear (mostly what they want to hear is that nothing is ever their fault.)10 Jan 2025 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:yo67o35ahq754ttw5yopnb7h/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfg6xmd27k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/missbartonplease.bsky.social/post/3lfdficy4m225Johann Sebastian 1000% done with your nonsense09 Jan 2025 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:yo67o35ahq754ttw5yopnb7h/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfdficy4m225https://bsky.app/profile/missbartonplease.bsky.social/post/3lf6oxquzu22eMourning the loss of the office sink, particularly with Old Man N-r-virus on the march.07 Jan 2025 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:yo67o35ahq754ttw5yopnb7h/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf6oxquzu22e