This account has been given to the digital clone of Chelsea Onik that is currently in a recursive loop inside her own head.https://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrvjzk4evc26I mean let me be clear, the jokes were Not good [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvjzk4evc26https://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrvjwpkqbs26People go in there if they want, there’s no meeting or anything mandatory in there [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 22:55 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvjwpkqbs26https://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrv7225dyk2dPop Secret Double Cheddar: probably on the bottom shelf of where they keep the bagged popcorn (like smart pop). #ad30 Jul 2026 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv7225dyk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrv5an6iac2hThey’re just doing PatriotHole I’m sorry. I can’t say a good thing about that. If you’re going to rip off a publication that close to you, but them for $40 and make it Infowar’s PatriotHole since your legal team couldn’t secure the domain anyway. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv5an6iac2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrupat7rdc2mBluesky more like Bluebribe [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrupat7rdc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mru2pxih6k2d@realrealinfowar.bsky.social also every line of merch is so tone deaf to actual mental health. It says so much. https://www.kennethcole.com/collections/the-onion-collab?srsltid=AfmBOoocGy9Y5rIq1RM8rH_eufdDJNYMoJ7TmnX3pflR5b9beU3Vww7W30 Jul 2026 08:51 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mru2pxih6k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mru2mwsfg22dMaking a line of mental health merch while cyberbullying an ex-employee who is a suicide survivor is unreal [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 08:49 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mru2mwsfg22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrtfa6xwi22eI cannot express to you how horrific this was. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 02:26 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrtfa6xwi22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrsqt2lr7s2hEasily. And he follows her with drones everywhere to intimidate her. This isn’t a joke, this is terrifying stuff. 9 out of 10 people wouldn’t be able to handle this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsqt2lr7s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrsqc4mdxk2hThey spent 4 months completely breaking her while everyone shared an office then let her go, lied and said they didn’t, destroyed her life and mocked the mental health results [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsqc4mdxk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrsq7odufs2hSo much worse. They were in the same office the whole time so he actively avoided her in person for months during the transition. Same with Danielle and Leila. She stopped being able to talk to anyone in the office. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsq7odufs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrsq3zk7w22hShe had been there almost 10 years except when she left to SETUP AN START AN INDEPENDENT CLICKHOLE. Ben didn’t even learn her job title. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsq3zk7w22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrspqz4bf22hI saw it secondhand live it was so bad. He went ballistic and bashed a suicide survivor for months, PLUS made her get on a call that day while he secretly recorded it WHILE she still had pills in her system and said she wasn’t well-spoken enough to work for him [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrspqz4bf22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrsjcc2ym22xHaven’t heard about Sporcle in awhile29 Jul 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsjcc2ym22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrrzdk5ook2wI bet Jeff invested in the cloud seeding company through Inertia29 Jul 2026 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrrzdk5ook2whttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrpjgbslgs24So we’ve lost helping make memes and EDM to the robots. Just these two genres and we’re done. All the AI slop goes away if you just let us have it here. And some light photo editing. The real hard curves stuff. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 13:30 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpjgbslgs24https://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mro3s36uqs2wHere’s the prompt he uses for topping opposition thinking.27 Jul 2026 23:54 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mro3s36uqs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mro3jl2pmk2wFigured out how Jeff’s AI is getting its big “Chelsea Onik” ideas while skirting needing to give me credit27 Jul 2026 23:49 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mro3jl2pmk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mro2mesvm22wIt’s funny, Jeff just strolled in and took all my straight friends away.27 Jul 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mro2mesvm22whttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mro2dnw6rs2w@chelsonik.bsky.social yes! That! That thing you just thought is everything to show Ben Collin’s gaslight messaging27 Jul 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mro2dnw6rs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrnugq2ot22w [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 21:42 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnugq2ot22whttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrntydmwe22wLost my nose ring and can’t afford to replace it. Back to people misgendering me.27 Jul 2026 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrntydmwe22whttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrno7xcax22s [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrno7xcax22shttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrndlrcj3k2sNo on our platform (Instagram, half of Twitter, Bluesky) they do. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrndlrcj3k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrncsuyq3s2sWe don’t. It’s so hard to run a meme account and have a day job. We make those things that are saving your marriage for free. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrncsuyq3s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrncdokxm22s@chelsonik.bsky.social the Onion has survived so long because it’s not EVERYWHERE. Then Ben Collins immediately put it everywhere.27 Jul 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrncdokxm22shttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrncasiy4k2sOh no they do, that’s our industry right now. We need to compete. And they won’t hire more help. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrncasiy4k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrlwo2fslk2o@chelsonik.bsky.social there should be a comedy meditation app27 Jul 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlwo2fslk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrlw6nrmic2oWhat isn’t? [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlw6nrmic2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/chelseaonik.bsky.social/post/3mrjoswhpls2oYou’re not allowed to speak about Jamie Brew [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 05:51 +0000at://did:plc:yosjdbs6nutoyerd32sur6k3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjoswhpls2o