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This guy?&#xA;https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/15/jd-vance-lies-haitian-immigrants&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Oct 2026 22:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:yvswoxjfif3shawk4jahn4ex/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxx4pgners2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social/post/3mxndcj2us22b</link><description>Ruin a book by adding a word:&#xA;&#xA;In Search of Lost Hammer Time&#xA;The Sound and the Plymouth Fury&#xA;The Dog Catcher in the Rye&#xA;The Human Remains of the Day&#xA;The Master and Mango Margarita&#xA;Silent Spring Break&#xA;The Selfish Gene Simmons</description><pubDate>12 Oct 2026 01:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:yvswoxjfif3shawk4jahn4ex/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxndcj2us22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social/post/3mxk32bbkgc2g</link><description>Joan of Arc is up there thinking- &#34;Hey- wait a minute!  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