29 • he/him • are you prepared for this moment?https://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkuxmesfd223Concert ticket price discourse has me looking back fondly on 2019 when I spent just a little over $200 on a PIT TICKET for the Weezer/Fall Out Boy/Green Day show.02 May 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuxmesfd223https://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkteu2kcu22bLouis Partridge was like “Oh, Liv, you’re saur American you should wroit a chune about it”02 May 2026 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkteu2kcu22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mktbaq3mlc2rIt’s Red Album Friday01 May 2026 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktbaq3mlc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkt7hi45fs2qI Saw The TV Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling01 May 2026 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt7hi45fs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkskjemxak2lApril FM Friday01 May 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkskjemxak2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkqnjskajk2qLots of negativity about Olivia’s tour and all the cities she’s *not* going to. Sorry, guys, I’m just happy her ass is FINALLY coming to Pittsburgh 🙏30 Apr 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqnjskajk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkqndmk6mk2qIf you die buying Olivia Rodrigo tickets you die in real life30 Apr 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqndmk6mk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkoetwepck2wAlgorithm seems to pray for my downfall any time I post a video smdh [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkoetwepck2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mknkg6bphs22Another tune I’ve been working on. Now for the part I struggle with the most: writing halfway decent lyrics and a good vocal melody.29 Apr 2026 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknkg6bphs22https://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkn66ict722gThe virgin “Failure by Design” by Brand New vs. the chad “Failure by Designer Jeans” by FFTL 🔥 https://open.spotify.com/track/0gS5SDdFwpS0bgmfmlLdJl?si=NZMKkLppQzKWHltPhTOkkA29 Apr 2026 13:07 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkn66ict722ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkn3aik3ac2ohttps://open.spotify.com/track/2s8S6JBYD4plEJUkkMzLSW?si=rupUGMElSmS8HWVA3kjECw29 Apr 2026 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkn3aik3ac2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkl6fbnyek2iGot my teeth cleaned today. My reaction to the scraping sensation:28 Apr 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl6fbnyek2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkkpfvfcuk2pSitting criss-cross-applesauce is one of those things I simply can't do as a Tall Adult.28 Apr 2026 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkpfvfcuk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkkd3dklfk2t#Need [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 09:57 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkd3dklfk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkji6hog422zI feel so protective of him 🥺28 Apr 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkji6hog422zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkiwvlv4kc2o*bravely* I never really cared for Jackass 🤷‍♂️27 Apr 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiwvlv4kc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkitno3bls22Thinking about the time I met Josh Peck (true story, not joking) and wishing I’d told him I LOVED him in Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (2006)27 Apr 2026 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkitno3bls22https://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mki6zvdxys2mWhen I was a kid we had a life-size cardboard cutout of Jim Carrey in The Mask [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mki6zvdxys2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mki5mlewhs24My dumb ass used to think Sepultura was pronounced “seh-PULCH-ruh”27 Apr 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mki5mlewhs24https://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mki4vqrexk2iThis EP’s kinda flawless tbh. PEAK mallcore pop screamo 🔥 https://youtu.be/obl_d7Xuv38?si=IKl1FtQ_7KW5JE9V27 Apr 2026 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mki4vqrexk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkghnhik2s2yhttps://open.spotify.com/track/0K2IEmYrw7GjeDNYjS7Frt?si=r98XvUJ8Sp-LkoliGfhfjA26 Apr 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkghnhik2s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkgapyonic2vI would die for him 🥺26 Apr 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgapyonic2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkfvmzxnec2lThe tagline for The Fly (1986) should have been “You will believe a fly can man”26 Apr 2026 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfvmzxnec2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkflox5psc2rTRYING TO TOUCH YOUR KNEEEEEES https://open.spotify.com/track/4oCM3oerK89rgsTo2HSCYz?si=gVsv2htmR4iRzxNoIkn8Xw26 Apr 2026 12:48 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkflox5psc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkfgwcu3f22rhttps://open.spotify.com/track/2sI9N5gI2kyOVU2B399mqi?si=zswr-ZKAT2CRHM3mMQvDYA26 Apr 2026 11:23 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfgwcu3f22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkdn7toaxs2k25 Apr 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdn7toaxs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkd75acvzk2ahttps://open.spotify.com/track/40DAC0zu2a5zRQwyulTehl?si=L7rLrGWtS7qaX85WBxDjFg25 Apr 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd75acvzk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cauterryze.bsky.social/post/3mkbeq7lt622oHappy birthday to the GOAT Shirley MacLaine! Everyone watch this movie NOW!!! https://youtu.be/X5UQGixflwk?si=3w1ayh_1Dd1GI6PQ24 Apr 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:yvvhotz5hjgiw2shgeptjym3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbeq7lt622o