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Some kind of ancient Sumerian tidiness demon?</description><pubDate>08 Jul 2026 18:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:yxcp4itbtbmlncc6j7ral4sd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5pt5xpnc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/razorlou.bsky.social/post/3mpzf3x6bc22v</link><description>Fuck penne</description><pubDate>07 Jul 2026 00:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:yxcp4itbtbmlncc6j7ral4sd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzf3x6bc22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/razorlou.bsky.social/post/3mpbtulzvi222</link><description>At long last, i feel safe admitting that I am the cause of the great 2002 pussy-drought.</description><pubDate>27 Jun 2026 16:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:yxcp4itbtbmlncc6j7ral4sd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbtulzvi222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/razorlou.bsky.social/post/3mpbnmeplt22q</link><description>If I were an uber driver I would start playing  public domain classics any time a white person got in my car. 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