Sweary Poppins. Sass mouth. Lazy academic. Ski bum. “Horrifyingly not okay in a well-meaning way.”https://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mb5phhmkbs2eAmerica is giving dying mall vibes but it’s the Stranger Things mall that needs a human sacrifice to exorcise the demons apparently29 Dec 2025 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb5phhmkbs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mb5neqnvyk2iJust saw a guy on IG listing cute nicknames for your personal white person. Alabaster Disaster is my wrestling name now.29 Dec 2025 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb5neqnvyk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mavwve3n4s25I think millennials all looking frozen at age 26 is karma for being the most ridiculed generation26 Dec 2025 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mavwve3n4s25https://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mat3vkjouc22Merry Christmas! Later we’ll have some fuckin pie!25 Dec 2025 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mat3vkjouc22https://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3maqv537ggk2uEveryone’s 2025 recaps are universally like “This year is gonna be bet—endless screaming—no—whyyyyyy—hahahahah—am I dead yet—NO—and we are laughing—AM I DEAD---2026 is gonna be—"24 Dec 2025 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3maqv537ggk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3maqqgz7kc22nEating Christmas cookies for breakfast, like a boss, and hit my sugar intake limit so hard and so fast I’m about to enter a prediabetic coma but I’m gonna push through, like an American24 Dec 2025 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3maqqgz7kc22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3maokvu6l4k2zMerry Christmas!23 Dec 2025 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3maokvu6l4k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3maof3wvvfs2fHas anyone checked if the entire administration has been replaced with T 1000s [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Dec 2025 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3maof3wvvfs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3maeq3nwloc2w2026 will definitely be worse Midterms (Me to myself: That’s the spirit)19 Dec 2025 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3maeq3nwloc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3maea4x6o222qMe wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year19 Dec 2025 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3maea4x6o222qhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3macfs6n3i227Massive love to everyone sending love my way. I deleted all my sharing because my oldest can search my socials on google now and I don’t want to stress her out. Just if you notice it’s all gone. Nothing bad just protective momming. Venting to all of you helped a ton. ♥️19 Dec 2025 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3macfs6n3i227https://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mac6nhl6ok2kApparently many people fail to grasp the difference between kink and consent. Violating someone else’s consent is not a kink. It’s a crime.Have a fucking orgy with 47 people in a vat of rice pudding in the middle of Times Square IDGAF as long as every one’s signed papers. No means fucking no. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Dec 2025 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mac6nhl6ok2khttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mac5wi4ajc2kLike I said, just another day as a woman online. And some men feel persecuted by our anger. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Dec 2025 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mac5wi4ajc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mabskwabm22yThanks a lot everyone for being so kind and supportive about my cyberstalking horror story. You’ve helped my mental health a lot today. You will always be the most adorable internet people ♥️18 Dec 2025 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabskwabm22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mabpqqxvs22mGood things that happened during my life in hiding: I quit drinking, caught up on scrapbooks and tasks, started painting again. Bad things that happened: I started vaping again (don’t judge me it’s the apocalypse) Spending less time online is as good as they say, fuckingly18 Dec 2025 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabpqqxvs22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mabosuk42c2jNever forget to blame Joe Biden for the great potato famine18 Dec 2025 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabosuk42c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mabo4ztras2jAnyway I refuse to live my life in hiding like an agoraphobe with the curtains drawn because I have rats in the walls. So as is traditional, here’s an unnecessary selfie18 Dec 2025 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabo4ztras2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mabl5tkvkk2mOkay so I told Trump to "become Santa Claus" and we got last night’s speech still fine tuning…. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Dec 2025 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabl5tkvkk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mabk6ko5n22uI miss it18 Dec 2025 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabk6ko5n22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mabilx2n622aDrop everything at look at this mother polar bear who adopted an orphan cub 🥹 https://bbc.com/news/videos/czxgr4xk25ko18 Dec 2025 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabilx2n622ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mabi6vyh222lI fear Trump’s speech will be more well received than the blue community can perceive. His military bonuses will land well and secure their loyalty. And the immigration piece was a classic Us vs. Them argument. People always buy Us vs. Them arguments.18 Dec 2025 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabi6vyh222lhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3mabfqon3ik2jTrump is giving the military $1776 in honor of Independence Day so in honor of Christmas I will be giving everyone zero dollars18 Dec 2025 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabfqon3ik2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3maa34qzf5c2wHe looks like he’s Quantum Leaping into a pile of cash18 Dec 2025 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3maa34qzf5c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3maa2db5g2s2eAlright fine, I will do it. I will correct the timeline.18 Dec 2025 01:42 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3maa2db5g2s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3maa25fxchs2yI feel like a traitor because I live so far out in the sticks outside Seattle we got snow instead of rain. I apologize.18 Dec 2025 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3maa25fxchs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3ma7zrsulb22hJust saw a fellow Seattle resident say “this is a lot of rain” which means we’re in The Day After Tomorrow18 Dec 2025 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma7zrsulb22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3ma4qwzjrus2gBeen having a lot of super dark thoughts about the state of counterterrorism against right wing religious extremism and white supremacy since I switched into academia and have started to feel like I need to constantly apologize to America16 Dec 2025 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma4qwzjrus2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3ma4psgt3ac2iTrump trial ballooning The Best is Yet to Come as his 2028 campaign slogan is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Okay Kimberly.16 Dec 2025 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:z3fyjnvf2xtxbb4hrowzkema/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma4psgt3ac2i