PI by day, pro-wrestler by night! Adventures of another life, another place and another time. (｀・ω・´) http://rikutonyanase.carrd.co/ https://nekopuro.carrd.co/ @hakase4295 on twitter!https://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mvo6z7zw3c26“EGADS! NEKO’S GONE STRAIGHT FOR THEM JEWELS! RAYLES IS IN AGONY!!!” “A- ARGHH S- STOP Sto-” “You're the one who made it no-holds-barred, and you've had your fun. You can thank Lynx for this. Now give. Or else..." "F- FUCK! STOP! ALRIGHT! I GIVE! I GIVE!!!" #hakasess @joltxiv.bsky.social16 Sep 2026 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvo6z7zw3c26https://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mvo652o44s26"THINGS AREN'T LOOKING GOOD FOR RAYLES, FOLKS! DESPITE A 5 MINUTE HEADSTART, NOTHING SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED!" "Hah... why won't you... stay... down!?" "All gassed out, Rayles? All you need is one point to my *eight* to win, and yet... Best brace yourself, jobber." #hakasess @joltxiv.bsky.social16 Sep 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvo652o44s26https://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mv4wuk4zwk2f“Good fight out there; I can see why they pushed you as the challenger… But no hard feelings, yeah? You've got some ways to go, but next time, who knows~?" (Or, just him... in the afterglow of a good spar or match in the gorgeous, inimitable style of @koteipengu.bsky.social ! 🙈 ) #hakaseart10 Sep 2026 01:51 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4wuk4zwk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3muit3lldyk27"Heh... Good hit. It's been a while since I've had this much fun." 「フッ……いい一撃だ。こんなに楽しめるのは久しぶりだな。」 (Or, things are getting heated up in this gorgeous portrayal of him in the thick of it by the incredible @GSzCUATEOE on Skeb!) #hakaseart02 Sep 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3muit3lldyk27https://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3muf4ouoq2s2i"Right, you get him to tap out... and then I'll steal the belt! How's that sound?" "... I don't think that's how the rules of the match go, Camya..." (Or, silly summer shenanigans with @rjclark.bsky.social's purple brat of a catte...!) #hakasess31 Aug 2026 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3muf4ouoq2s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mub7skdolc2h"HEREEE'S YOUR WINNER, AND STILL UNDISPUTED CHAMPION... THE UPSTART!!!" 「そして勝者は……依然として唯一無二の王者！ ザ・アップスタートだァァ！！！」 (Just him, basking in the glory of a hard fought moment... done justice by the incredible @punipunishido.bsky.social!) #hakaseart30 Aug 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mub7skdolc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mtwszkm7fk2m"... Because summer never ends!" (Or, just a silly gravure shot before the ship departs... though summer really is a state of mind, yes, yes 🤪) #hakasess25 Aug 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwszkm7fk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mu5hrccjfc2t"A challenger...? You've quite some confidence, if nothing else. Let's see if you have what it takes, shall we?" (Or, yet another gorgeous animated chibi... of him, in wearing a very different (metaphorical) hat by the incredible @arutaego.bsky.social!!!) #hakaseart28 Aug 2026 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5hrccjfc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mu457i4kvc2u"Think fast, @vyzente.bsky.social!!!" "I- I don't think that's how volleyball is meant to be-?!" "K. O.! You Win!!!(...?)" (Or, though the boat and platform are gone, summer silliness persists! ... for a while longer, that is! 😂) #hakasess28 Aug 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu457i4kvc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mtwszkm7fk2m"... Because summer never ends!" (Or, just a silly gravure shot before the ship departs... though summer really is a state of mind, yes, yes 🤪) #hakasess25 Aug 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwszkm7fk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mttpxxadhs2a"If you need a case cracked, I'm your man! Pardon? N- no, you most definitely do not recognise me. Do perish the thought!" (He may be unrecognisable in his daily getup, his clients certainly do suspect sometimes... An absolutely gorgeous portrait of him by @koteipengin on VGen!) #hakaseart24 Aug 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttpxxadhs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mtqytzbazk2p"Hmmm...? What's this, now? Didn't realise you were packing such heat during our match, Dyn!" "H- hey now, hands of the goods!" (Or, boys will most definitely be boys during silly summer days, indeed 😆) @joltxiv.bsky.social #hakasess23 Aug 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqytzbazk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mtm74z3u6k2fJust two idols... staying cool during a hot summer break! 🐈🐈‍⬛ (Or, even more summertime funsies with Catboyz nakama, @turlybear.bsky.social!) #hakasess21 Aug 2026 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtm74z3u6k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mtdaxkh3z22aBonus scenes: "Like this~?" "H- hey! Not so hard! You don't know your own strength!" おまけ 「こんな感じ～？」 「ちょ、ちょっと！ 強すぎるって！ 自分の力を分かってないだろ！」 (or, even more summer silliness with @jemsffxiv.bsky.social-manager-san!) #hakasess18 Aug 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdaxkh3z22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mt7pliyzos2u"Heh... a good hit. I've not had this much fun in ages! Let's ramp it up a notch, shall we?!" 「フッ……いい一撃だ。こんなに楽しめるのは久しぶりだな！　さあ、もう一段ギアを上げるとしようか？！」 (Just him... incredibly, gorgeously drawn by the amazing @koteipengin on VGen!)16 Aug 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7pliyzos2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3msy3ejhpik2g"Here comes a new challenger!!!" 「新たな挑戦者の登場だ！！！」 (Or, just him, ready to throw down and looking absolutely FIRE in pixel-art style for two of his attires by the incredible @hien.bsky.social! 🤩)13 Aug 2026 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3msy3ejhpik2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3msllkrnpc224And because the sheer, superlative detail in the background (obscured thought it may be, and is!) is just too, too good not to share... Truly. A marvel and a half by the incredible @roberako.bsky.social! [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3msllkrnpc224https://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mskiyl4jq22s"CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!" 👊💥 (Or, just him in two different attires by the amazing @Keave_FL!) #hakaseart08 Aug 2026 07:04 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mskiyl4jq22shttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mshjryr5pc2z"Oh, that spot of bother? Consider it done and dusted." 「ん？ あの件か？ もう片付けておいた。心配はいらない。」 (Just him... in yet another of his capacities, most magnificently and impressively portrayed by the incredible @oisiiyuzukosyou.bsky.social!)07 Aug 2026 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mshjryr5pc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3ms7wqgm2nk2j“Colour me impressed. You put up a good fight. Too bad for you, it wasn't quite. good. enough. This belt is going nowhere.” 「これは驚いた。ここまで僕を楽しませてくれるとはな。いい勝負だったよ。……だが、残念だったな。あと一歩、届かなかった。このベルトは渡さない。これからも、この僕が守り続ける。」 An insanely impactful piece by the incredible @roberako.bsky.social! #hakaseart04 Aug 2026 02:11 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7wqgm2nk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3ms6nqscsms2j"Had enough, already? Come on, we're just getting started!" 「もう限界か？おいおい、冗談だろ。勝負はまだ、始まったばかりだ！」 (Or, a most splendidly intense portrayal of him in indulging in the thrill of battle by @blacxinverno.bsky.social !)03 Aug 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6nqscsms2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3ms2wcu3l522vIt's always summer somewhere, isn't it? 🏖️☀️ どこかでは、いつだって夏なんですよね。 (A most sublime take on him in a seasonal piece by the amazing @bayoukun.bsky.social!) #hakaseart02 Aug 2026 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2wcu3l522vhttps://bsky.app/profile/hakase4295.bsky.social/post/3mruhtjbfa22c"Hm? Awake, are you? Fret not, you don't have to worry about the belt any more; I'll look after it from here on out... As the victor of our match, of course." 「おや、目が覚めたか？安心しろ。もうベルトのことは気にしなくていい。ここから先は、この僕が預かっておくからな。……もちろん、試合に勝った者として。」 #hakasess30 Jul 2026 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:z5du6np76hbcbe46bk2emoki/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruhtjbfa22c