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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix &amp; Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist &amp; puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.&#xA;&#xA;Location: &#xA;Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social</link><title>@rapbastardz.bsky.social - Rap Bastardz®</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3mlc3h3i2jk2u</link><description>A bird has made a nest under our front porch. I hate that I scare her &amp; she flies off every time I step out. &#xA;&#xA;Didn’t want to be too intrusive, so this was the best shot I could get. It looks like she’s expecting 3!&#xA;&#xA;I love how much of our Siberian Husky’s fur has been implemented into the nest!</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 20:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlc3h3i2jk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3mlbqo2cghk2m</link><description>So cool that none of this had to happen, the majority of U.S. citizens are against it and Congress never approved it.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 17:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbqo2cghk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3ml7z3uupxk2w</link><description>God forbid I visit a website and browse at something, because I will get follow up emails throwing it in my face and asking if I want to take another look until I either buy it, block the company or die.</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 00:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7z3uupxk2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3ml7nfktxuk25</link><description>Looking at my previous Amazon purchases trying to figure out when and why the fuck I bought 20 ping pong balls???&#xA;&#xA;I don&#39;t question the legitimacy of purchase, but I don&#39;t play ping pong, beer pong or any other pong related games.</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 21:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7nfktxuk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3ml7lzn7oq225</link><description>$test</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 21:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7lzn7oq225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3ml6ufixyjs2k</link><description>I love all of these politicians promising the big things they’re going to get done on day one. &#xA;&#xA;Everyone knows on day one all you’re really going to get done is fill out your start paperwork, get a parking pass, figure out the coffee situation, and get your email and security card up and running.</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 14:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6ufixyjs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3ml5nnxb2722g</link><description>New alert:</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 02:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5nnxb2722g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3ml4c6n2wks2n</link><description>Nude Alf day on Sunday.&#xA;&#xA;Star Wars day on Monday &#xA;&#xA;&amp; #CincoDeMayo on taco Tuesday?&#xA;&#xA;This week is already way too much!&#xA;&#xA;Thanks a lot, @faineg.bsky.social, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social!</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 13:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4c6n2wks2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3ml3dhyanik2x</link><description>Okay, put a pin in this one. 📌&#xA;&#xA;What fool-ass thing is the president going to do tomorrow for Cinco de Mayo?</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 04:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3dhyanik2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/rapbastardz.bsky.social/post/3ml2sne2i622a</link><description>“Bear Tranquilized After Roaming and Eating Trash, Pet Food Near Hansen&#xA;Dam”&#xA;&#xA;Not fair. Seems like they could have just let him off with a warning.</description><pubDate>04 May 2026 23:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:z5rpl6lisernozbjfl6xfua6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2sne2i622a</guid></item></channel></rss>