Born in '95 / NY / Introverted extrovert / Real Sodaholic / 🔞G (Labeled For Your Safety) The Original Sodazel. Pretty lood, actually, as you might be able to tell, but trying to keep my timeline at least relatively 'light hours' levels of clean.https://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mwuhcniykc2lI have decided. The floatzel counterpart to 'bingle' Flootle02 Oct 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwuhcniykc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mwu3xip3ks24Shapeshifting forms I've been banned from being TF'd into: > _____ the Hedgehog (past life) > Zangoose (technicality, character diverged) > quadrupedal dragon (trauma) > Vaporeon > Salazzle (got high off own supply, swore it off after causing thousands of dollars in flood damage) > Charizard (ZZAZZ)02 Oct 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwu3xip3ks24https://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mwmzql2ivc2bWhen the huge wood is a huge would29 Sep 2026 04:50 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmzql2ivc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mwlxiqerls2bThe only thing more intimidating than a hyper you find attractive is when that same hyper is interested in you, and giving you the bedroom eyes that you KNOW means you're not gonna be walking straight when they're done with you28 Sep 2026 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlxiqerls2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mwk7h3ciz22mMore people should CTF their snake friends, imagine not being hyper until you got a pair of pythons living in your sheath and every motion they make is equivalent to simulating an erogenous zone28 Sep 2026 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwk7h3ciz22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mwexd7f6sk2aBeing quick to reset to a standard size template only to be several times more vulnerable to TF/Growth triggers than average is a fun way to be. Imagine making my doughy ass *huge* solely because you started worshipping and complimenting what cake I did have, only to make it a whole-ass bakery 👉👈25 Sep 2026 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwexd7f6sk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mwakvoz3cc2mHard to make people happy and 'try to make the world a better place' when the world is shrinking, strangled by people trying to shake every last nickel and dime out of our pockets. I'm tired, boss. Getting real hard to offer hugs when I can't put any strength behind 'em.24 Sep 2026 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwakvoz3cc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mw5vhlovwc27The amount of terrible unwise things that will be done to me once I get a good model...23 Sep 2026 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5vhlovwc27https://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mw3hyrqzrc2yPepperoni Meatball sub on 'italian herbs and cheese' bread, with provoline, mozz, and Extra Parm, toasted... with garlic aioli.22 Sep 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw3hyrqzrc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mvwaq34yv22sough...20 Sep 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvwaq34yv22shttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mvtaezgwbk23Local soda floatzel collapses into a heap, requires headpats to function (why is retail so unbelievably soul-sucking)18 Sep 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtaezgwbk23https://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mvoru6dlcs2nI need to park my butt on the 'lap' of macro hyper friends more. Some kinda weird yawning sensation brewing inside me that makes me think that as cavernous as I can be, the desire to be filled is equally as big as what I could get filled by before I start swelling...17 Sep 2026 04:09 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoru6dlcs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mvkhkqt7xk27Is it normal for a fever you get after initial illness contraction to cause delirium? Asking because last week this awful seasonal illness was making the rounds, and every time I tried to suggest the fever did that to me I got very firmly talked over... and I doubt it was just caffeine withdrawal15 Sep 2026 10:54 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkhkqt7xk27https://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mvjpcdjnzk25Debating on whether or not I should give Phenny a tattoo of the Digital Hazard somewhere, just for aesthetic reasons (surely)15 Sep 2026 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjpcdjnzk25https://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mviq4m54mc26So anyways I started blastin' ropes14 Sep 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviq4m54mc26https://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mvfv7fv3w224I'm not beating the 'would retire to Equestria' allegations13 Sep 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfv7fv3w224https://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mvc7p4vqw22mSomeone needs to Fusion a floatzel with a skunk please, already got the twin tails and I think the vibe would be... neat™12 Sep 2026 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvc7p4vqw22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mv5bcl7pys2k...am I a good 'zel? Am I -really?-10 Sep 2026 04:58 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv5bcl7pys2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3muxstsb4qs2l> Sees the name 'Vert' in the wild > Brain autoplays Hot by Smash Mouth08 Sep 2026 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxstsb4qs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3muvnp5sypc24* The face in the mirror belongs to someone with your name, you suppose.07 Sep 2026 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvnp5sypc24https://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3musaz4o2l22pStuffed shells, but stuffed with taco meat, garnished with corn and mozzarella cheese05 Sep 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3musaz4o2l22phttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mupadwo73s2csick floatzel covered in sweat but clammy and having these singular coughs that make my head and diaphragm hurt, ough04 Sep 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupadwo73s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3muk6ndgdas2cCan I just start wearing pins for the Cas:Unknown moodles I'm feeling right now, having 'anxiety' proudly displayed on my collar at work would go pretty hard02 Sep 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk6ndgdas2chttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mu5hm3cz7c2nGuys does the Raging Demon count as a Jarona??28 Aug 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5hm3cz7c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sodafloatzel.bsky.social/post/3mu3ns7qkp22kHaving massive hyper bits, including a shaft long enough to boop your own snoot: Pro - Autofellatio - Cuddle partner in bed - Calming white noise generator (pun) Con - Self cumflation will always push the source out of your mouth, oops - Cleanup woes - "You cannot sleep, there are monsters nearby"27 Aug 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:z7gzocdnzfleaco55df3kdas/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3ns7qkp22k