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<rss version="2.0"><channel><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social</link><title>@sirhatchporch.bsky.social - Sir Hatchporch</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mlui2ko3js2g</link><description>Oh look, it&#39;s Tatiana Masla...WAIT, GRANT HOSTS A PODCAST NOW?!? 😲👏&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 04:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlui2ko3js2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mlrqrpdu3k2j</link><description>Did ABC really need to cut away from &#34;Jeopardy!&#34; to show Dump and Xi walking around together and kissing each other&#39;s asses?</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 02:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrqrpdu3k2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mlrqgytfpk2j</link><description>PREACH!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 02:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrqgytfpk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mlpkz6x7ak2q</link><description>I&#39;m still waiting for a reporter to just straight up punch Dump in his stupid face.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 05:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpkz6x7ak2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mlpkuuyvgk2q</link><description>I think my favorite feud at the moment is Rick Beato vs. the &#34;music critics&#34; at the New York Times. 😂&#xA;&#xA;#TeamBeato</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 05:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpkuuyvgk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mkqzabl6ls2j</link><description>So now, SEVEN YEARS LATER, they find an Epstein suicide note? 😂&#xA;&#xA;Is it signed &#34;Epstein&#39;s mother&#34;?</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 01:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqzabl6ls2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mkhnkecobs25</link><description>Had a harsh reminder tonight that there is usually zero room for nuance in conversation these days, especially online, even if you are stating concrete, provable facts. 😡&#xA;&#xA;Sadly, it appears that this is not a trait exclusive to the right (even if they are, BY FAR, the worst offenders).</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2026 08:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkhnkecobs25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mjurrr73a22f</link><description>Had an amazing time at yesterday&#39;s Secret Sixteen (&#39;80s Swords &amp; Sorcery), my 10th one of these! Told Mike afterwards that this was one of the strongest lineups to date! Thanks to @secretsixteen.bsky.social, @joshmillerlite.bsky.social and @museumofhomevideo.bsky.social! Lineup listed below.</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2026 20:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjurrr73a22f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mhkjhqd5ss25</link><description>Because Dems never learn, the CA gov. race is too crowded and, as a result, GOP bozos Hilton and Bianco are leading the polls. The top two vote-getters proceed to the general. 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The tides are definitely shifting.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 Feb 2026 09:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3me43ejz4cc2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3me3acpwps225</link><description>Bill Hicks nailed it over 30 years ago:&#xA;&#xA;&#34;Anyone that far to the right is hiding a deep, dark secret.&#34;</description><pubDate>05 Feb 2026 01:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zggo7nubtre7heqxoupht7sy/app.bsky.feed.post/3me3acpwps225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sirhatchporch.bsky.social/post/3mdzk6iysh22q</link><description>I&#39;m watching Kyle Kulinski&#39;s hour-long coverage of the latest Epstein files dump. 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