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taken since assuming office are unconstitutional and dangerous. they know that but they’re going to continue skirting the issue because their bottom line is keeping their own seat. as long as constituents continue to support trump’s actions,</description><pubDate>26 Feb 2025 16:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zh2pmied3iovsut4t4epjzao/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj3rqj6uhk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sarahthesag.bsky.social/post/3liwuuj2ihk2h</link><description>breaking: trump fires national park service workers and replaces them with wile e coyote</description><pubDate>24 Feb 2025 17:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zh2pmied3iovsut4t4epjzao/app.bsky.feed.post/3liwuuj2ihk2h</guid></item></channel></rss>