Former purveyor of Absolute Powerpop. Mostly bad puns and lukewarm takes on sports, TV and film when not occasionally practicing law. Fan of Rays/Gators/Lightning/Bucs/Newcastle Unitedhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxvrukskk2lused to call him "The Panamanian Strongman" when he was with the Rays [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxvrukskk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxvakssjc2lA look at tonight's replay official [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxvakssjc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxuantbb22lhoping this game comes down to the final second, and a question of whether there's time left on the clock [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxuantbb22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxu67uk7c2lIt was amazing to go to Tallahassee, which does not have replay review and helmet comms, and feel the earth, sky, human experience the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxu67uk7c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxqrm2lqc2llol08 Sep 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxqrm2lqc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxqkhswws2lUPDATE: FSU officials have contacted Sting to help with lighting for tonight's game08 Sep 2026 00:15 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxqkhswws2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxqffgfus2lNeed some kind of holiday where people go on and on about something long after they've made their point, can call it Belabor Day08 Sep 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxqffgfus2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxpijcj3s2lD'ohk Campbell Stadium [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxpijcj3s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxp3d7bnk2leven the lights have quit on Norvell07 Sep 2026 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxp3d7bnk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muxovweaic2lgotta save money on the electric bill to use for that Norvell buyout I guess07 Sep 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxovweaic2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muwvz6ydqk2ljust finding out now that after the weekend of Sep 19-20, the FIFA international break is going to be *three* weeks instead of the customary two so three weeks without PL football that's just wrong07 Sep 2026 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwvz6ydqk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muv4nocpcc2lBryan Woo at home: 1968 Bob Gibson Bryan Wood on the road: Ed Whitson with the Yankees [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muv4nocpcc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muv2rdclnc2lWith the Yankees losing in San Diego the Rays' magic number to clinch the AL East is down to 16, most famously worn by hometown (well home metro area) hero Dwight Gooden during his brief Devil Rays stint. Interestingly very few have worn the number for the team and nobody since 2013 has. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muv2rdclnc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuxvnlyfs2ldisappointing to lose today but any Rays fan coming in would have gladly taken a split at Globe Life, especially after the opening loss, and if the Padres hold their 3-0 lead the Rays won't even lose any ground over the four days06 Sep 2026 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuxvnlyfs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muux2uxafk2lCole "Alka" Sulser strikes again [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muux2uxafk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuvvf63ds2lmaking his MLB debut for the Rays right now is Ty Johnson, which sounds like BDSM play06 Sep 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuvvf63ds2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuvjqqznc2ltoday we're seeing why Mateo cleared waivers and was a free agent06 Sep 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuvjqqznc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuv3kh5q22lRays finally did something I have no problem doing, putting away a Burger06 Sep 2026 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuv3kh5q22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuurg7txk2land smoked a carton of cigarettes afterward [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuurg7txk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muutxnfcxk2lI honestly think they may run out today, home plate ump probably telling one of the ballboys to run to the nearest sporting goods store [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muutxnfcxk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muutkzav322lIf you're in line to homer off Gerrit Cole this inning, stay in line06 Sep 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muutkzav322lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muusummccc2lupdate: we're an 1 hour 42 in and it's the bottom of the 4th, Rays on their third pitcher of the inning despite being up 5-3 [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muusummccc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muusbz2ctc2lwell we're not going to Seymour of Ian today06 Sep 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muusbz2ctc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuqv2cej22lmy cat studying to be a right-wing podcaster06 Sep 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuqv2cej22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muupghgbdc2l41 minutes into the game and we're still not out of the top of the 2nd in Arlington06 Sep 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muupghgbdc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuk7sj5w22cThis game should somehow involve the Nats06 Sep 2026 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuk7sj5w22chttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuhcxikoc2ltoday's Rays pre-play as they try to do the unthinkable, win a series at Globe Life06 Sep 2026 16:51 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuhcxikoc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuavqj7r22lWith Matiland-Niles and Dewsbury-Hall Everton is fielding 13 players06 Sep 2026 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuavqj7r22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muuatfy4jc2lwhat a screamer06 Sep 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuatfy4jc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abpow.bsky.social/post/3muua4moayk2lby George that was a nice goal06 Sep 2026 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:zh4nqprpblpcqqogyzc3a2e4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muua4moayk2l