News Desk Manager/Reporter at @XBIZ. Writer, comic, punk rock star. Opinions are mine, except the ones I steal from smarter people. News tips: drew@xbiz.com https://www.xbiz.com/author/drew-fox Toronto, ON/Hollywood, CA/Playa del Carmen, MXhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3mhqtg2zma22fNice of Matt Walsh to write his own obituary.23 Mar 2026 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqtg2zma22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3mgovlqmci223🧵Ugh. I'm so sick of these fucking people. "Oh boohoo. I live in a safe, progressive country. Gay people can be publicly affectionate. Health care is a long wait sometimes but at least I don't bankrupt my grandkids if I need cancer treatments."10 Mar 2026 07:58 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgovlqmci223https://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3mgdgor45gc2cI fucking love how these assholes think that wanting to break away from a progressive social democracy so they can have some kind of all-white, all-straight capitalist fantasy nation patterned on the neo-fascist neighbours to the south somehow equates them with "the resistance"05 Mar 2026 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdgor45gc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3mfxx2qmw622vNo one will ever be cooler than me.01 Mar 2026 04:53 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfxx2qmw622vhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3mf5lpjw7h22lAnd here, in a nutshell, is why the Alberta separatist movement is full of shit. They claim they want to leave because their voices aren't heard in Ottawa, and then they expect the leader of a federal party to support a position that would guarantee he wouldn't win an election.18 Feb 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5lpjw7h22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3mf32hg27uk2nThis is obviously fucked up for a variety of reasons. But also, who the fuck goes to ChatGPT for therapy? Asking mindless, emotionless pattern recognition tools for mental health advice is like asking your toddler for stock tips. You'll get an answer, but your life will get significantly worse. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Feb 2026 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf32hg27uk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3m5wgm27qr225Death by Lightning is rife with historical inaccuracies. For example, at no point did anyone even mention lasagna, nor comment on the shittiness of Mondays. Do better, Netflix.18 Nov 2025 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5wgm27qr225https://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3m5fdaychcs2rToday I honour the brave men and women who fought and died for my right to make a living in the smut industry, and to publicly assert, free from consequence, that Pierre Poilievre definitely has sex with donkeys.11 Nov 2025 23:49 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5fdaychcs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3m4tb5phuvk2ePoor Dick Cheney. He wanted everyone to hate him the most. And now he's dead, and all the people who used to call him Darth Vader are too busy being starved or deported by some jackass TV host to come dance on his grave.04 Nov 2025 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4tb5phuvk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3m3hq52fybs2pI just came across this 2021 survey of experts about what post-COVID life would be like by 2025. Prof. @lrainie.bsky.social, how are you not shouting from the rooftops about how EXACTLY right the negative predictions were, and how EXACTLY wrong the positive ones? https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/2021/02/18/experts-say-the-new-normal-in-2025-will-be-far-more-tech-driven-presenting-more-big-challenges/?fbclid=IwdGRjcANgXp5jbGNrA2Bb3WV4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEejAmD5FeOb14YtvXTQd45PnyD6hIGL6HjI8g5gWerDxt_do9ckXiUvBDB8ic_aem_kwscghn5MuOvjEmaT9yoCQ18 Oct 2025 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3hq52fybs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3m3bdbn6ef22tThe way that Doc Brown pronounces "gigawatts" leads me to believe that he would pronounce "gifs" as "jifs." This completely undermines him as a scientist. Back to the Future is a lie.15 Oct 2025 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3bdbn6ef22thttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3m2spu3c4cc23I have a theory that only 3% of people who use the word "stochastic" in everyday conversation actually know what it means. Or maybe it's 28%. I dunno, I'm just tossing out numbers here...10 Oct 2025 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2spu3c4cc23https://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lzrrnbw4yc2wHey now, for all we know, Musk only went to Epstein's island to visit seven or eight of his kids...27 Sep 2025 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzrrnbw4yc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lzmpcbxgac2uI actually totally believe Trump's conspiracy theory that the escalator and the teleprompter were deliberately sabotaged at the UN. Which is hilarious. But sure, call for an immediate investigation into a prank that hurt your feelings, because that's what big strong tough men do, Mr. President.25 Sep 2025 00:33 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzmpcbxgac2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lzm35quaoc2mSequence of events: 1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self 2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement" 3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message 4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved" Not suspicious at all...24 Sep 2025 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzm35quaoc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lzlu4agjms2fHonestly? I dunno. It was earnest and it was heartfelt. But if it were me, and I had my biggest audience probably ever, I'd have saved the 18-minute, mostly-joke-free Free Speech TED Talk, spent a minute thanking everyone for their support, and then hammered Trump with Epstein stuff for the rest. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Sep 2025 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzlu4agjms2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lzk4xyff5s25There's something very quaint and adorable about the fact that after 40+ years, there are still conservatives and media outlets freaking out about Gwar. The more things change...24 Sep 2025 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzk4xyff5s25https://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lzd7kd3sdk25Dude, these Turning Point guys are weird. How, exactly, is it a miracle that the fatal bullet didn't come out the other side? Something isn't a miracle just cuz it's kinda freaky. And "another" miracle? What was the first miracle? Your boy's dead, bro.21 Sep 2025 05:57 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzd7kd3sdk25https://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lzakznnubc2dAs long as we're designating compound adjectives that describe a state of being to which some of us are opposed and yet must, on occasion, endure, as nouns that define a person who commits acts for which they could potentially be executed, I would like to designate "pants-wearing" as a war criminal.20 Sep 2025 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzakznnubc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lzad562uec2dI don't often post the stories I report here, because even people IN the adult industry aren't always interested in, say, reading about the legal wrangling that occurs in a Jefferson City courthouse over age verification implementation dates. But this is a fun one: https://www.xbiz.com/news/292355/french-telecoms-mogul-ignites-av-firestorm-with-free-vpn-sarcastic-tweet20 Sep 2025 02:23 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzad562uec2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lz6ib6cw2s2aThe reverence that Republican men are displaying for a mediocre hack like Charlie Kirk can honestly only mean one thing: Every single Republican man is gay. Super duper gay.19 Sep 2025 08:50 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz6ib6cw2s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lz2or7vitc22I never really got the right's Charlie Kirk worship, either before or after last week. He was mediocre. None of his content, or his style, or his delivery, or his brand, was original, clever or funny. And there are original, clever, funny conservatives out there. So why'd they pick this guy?17 Sep 2025 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz2or7vitc22https://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lypyleiyx22xYou can't whine about the gay agenda and Critical Race Theory radicalizing your kids, and then claim that Tyler Robinson is a radicalized liberal because he's rebelling against his conservative upbringing. But you should definitely hire a drag queen to babysit, just in case.13 Sep 2025 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lypyleiyx22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lyox5spadk2bEverything else aside, having your dad narc on you has gotta be a real pain in the neck...13 Sep 2025 04:34 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyox5spadk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lyowutwi3k2bI get it, bro. I too was radicalized into being a commie radical eco terrorist while I was attending a technical community college studying to be an electrician. Those places are hotbeds of subversive philosophical indoctrination. Just ask my instructor, Fat Norm.13 Sep 2025 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyowutwi3k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lxmrxh3wps2cSo who else came to Amsterdam early?30 Aug 2025 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxmrxh3wps2chttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lrszsxmzfk2zThe step-by-step guide to your progressive punk rock Facebook friend going full MAGA: 🧵17 Jun 2025 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrszsxmzfk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lrjszpmhik2vThere is no "male loneliness epidemic." There is definitely a "dudes with shitty personalities who can't make friends or get laid because no one wants to be near them" epidemic. Fucking losers.14 Jun 2025 01:40 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrjszpmhik2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social/post/3lqs4zhbg6c2uHonestly, Stephen Miller may be the only human being on earth whose wife could credibly claim that banging Elon Musk would be a step up.04 Jun 2025 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:zktjbschp6x2jguwt37oolri/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqs4zhbg6c2u