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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>She/her&#xA;Law Student (mature, allegedly)&#xA;Dilettante &amp; Procrastinatrodinaire&#xA;Not good at portmanteaus</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jessicalfarrell.bsky.social</link><title>@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social - Jess</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jessicalfarrell.bsky.social/post/3mkubbttbus2n</link><description>ERMAGERD Y&#39;ALL I&#39;M POPULAR!&#xA;😂 I have one save on my playlist haha weeeeeeeeee!</description><pubDate>02 May 2026 08:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:znkwuulce24gbin4gtohxfow/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkubbttbus2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jessicalfarrell.bsky.social/post/3mktjtpmpac2n</link><description>Seeing Project Hail Mary again 🙌&#xA;My niece and nephew came.</description><pubDate>02 May 2026 01:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:znkwuulce24gbin4gtohxfow/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktjtpmpac2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jessicalfarrell.bsky.social/post/3mktflrg3vs2y</link><description>My mom and her friend are trying to convince me to live in a 40+ community 💀&#xA;&#xA;Ladies, I want to have kids.&#xA;Y&#39;ALL ARE KILLING ME.</description><pubDate>02 May 2026 00:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:znkwuulce24gbin4gtohxfow/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktflrg3vs2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jessicalfarrell.bsky.social/post/3mktfdw4xis2y</link><description>Dinner duties were immediately taken from me and my Mom made cookies simultaneously 😅&#xA;&#xA;Fine with me.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/mXV_LqtWq28AAAAC/drinking-loren-gray.gif?hh=498&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>02 May 2026 00:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:znkwuulce24gbin4gtohxfow/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktfdw4xis2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jessicalfarrell.bsky.social/post/3mkt7bwikfs2y</link><description>:( just realized Summer&#39;s nose prints on the window are gone now.&#xA;&#xA;Cursed house is the last place she ever lived.</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 22:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:znkwuulce24gbin4gtohxfow/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt7bwikfs2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jessicalfarrell.bsky.social/post/3mkt6exbqlk2y</link><description>Ah today is a good day.&#xA;&#xA;Except I&#39;ve been put in charge of dinner and last time I messed up steaming broccoli 🥦 &#xA;&#xA;😅</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 22:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:znkwuulce24gbin4gtohxfow/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt6exbqlk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jessicalfarrell.bsky.social/post/3mkt5maaccs2y</link><description>... and my separation agreement is signed. 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