I’m the kind of guy who could still be laughing while the state straps me into a big, humming chair. Challenge Rating 5; a good challenge for up to 4 low-level characters. Avi by Top Ramen.https://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3ker2tphjnb2bI’m a people person, but only in the sense that five smaller people Voltron together to form me.22 Nov 2023 06:55 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ker2tphjnb2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kduil6ujzc25[to “Call Me Maybe”] BUFFALO BILL (from Silence of the Lambs): 🎶 I threw a girl in a well 🎶 Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell 🎶 Now she’s frightened as hell 🎶 I won’t call her by her name 🎶 Refer to her as “It” 🎶 I checked to make sure she’d fit 🎶 I’ll starve her a little bit 🎶 And get her skin my way!10 Nov 2023 22:13 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kduil6ujzc25https://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kdlbriq6ef2iEverybody, get high. Everybody, get low. These are the days when anything goes.07 Nov 2023 06:18 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdlbriq6ef2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kdl6cl6qqj2ySeasonal Affective Durrhurrhurr *starts sobbing*07 Nov 2023 05:16 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdl6cl6qqj2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kdho4a6al52h[shampoo commercial] MAN: *scrubbing hair* Hey, it’s tingling! ME: That means it’s working. MAN: Now it’s kind of tickling. ME: That means it’s playing. MAN: Now it’s trying to smother me with a pillow. ME: Shh… just go to sleep… let the shampoo do its work.05 Nov 2023 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdho4a6al52hhttps://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kdhnysjsxm2mThis meeting could’ve been a back rub.05 Nov 2023 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdhnysjsxm2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kdfn3h3ek32hKATY PERRY: 🎶 ‘Cause baby, you’re a firework! ME: Who, me?! *whistles then explodes*05 Nov 2023 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdfn3h3ek32hhttps://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kd7mtuqanh2bI scream, You scream, We all scream, For ice cream! We continue to scream. The ice cream man is getting worried. He scrambles desperately to placate us, but our screams will not be silenced. The yawning void in the pit of our collective being howls ceaselessly for frozen treats.02 Nov 2023 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd7mtuqanh2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kd6xdkht522q🎶 Hello, Daddums! 🎶 Hello, Mumsy 🎶 Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch 🎶 Cherry Bumsy!02 Nov 2023 08:39 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd6xdkht522qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kcufjugkja27FRIEND: I tried to read The Bible once, but I couldn’t do it. ME: It is a bit of a slog. There’s so much world-building in it.29 Oct 2023 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcufjugkja27https://bsky.app/profile/bedlambeersie.bsky.social/post/3kcth35iylm25My seduction technique is to show you the various scars I’ve collected from trying to out-pizza The Hut.28 Oct 2023 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:zsqlj7f3ns4ngfk4nyohhhfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcth35iylm25